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About Me

I am The Grand Midwife.. width="425" height="350" .."We've put birth in the same category with illness and disease and it's never belonged there. Birth is naturally safe, but we've allowed it to be taken over by the medical community."- Carla Hartley, founder of Trust Birth and the Ancient Art Midwifery Institute."Normal birth is indeed possible." - Bruce Flamm, MD.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Sacred ancestral birthing grounds, Birthing ceremonies, The Tea of New Life, spotting posionous froads, swamps, remembering things, taking leave of others, DOOP Headquarters

I'd like to meet:

Smizmars Old Man Waterfall, the rock band 45 Grave and The Nibblonians, fearsome though they are. People who drink tea.All In This Tea

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Music:

The Velour Fog, Morbo karaoke, Skinny Puppy, Paos Blute and the Ghoul Rock of 45 Grave.

Movies:

The Creature From the Black Lagoon, Rosemary's Baby, Alien, The Brood, It's Alive!, It Lives Again, It's Alive III: Island of the Alive, The Thing, Swamp Thing, The Return of Swamp Thing, Eraserhead, Dr Strangelove, Slither, When a Man Loves a Smizmar

Television:

All My Circuits, Single Female Lawyer, Cooking with Elzar

Books:

A Match Made in Space by George McFly, The Birth House by Ami McKay, The Midwife's Tale by Gretchen Moran Laskas, Midwives by Chris Bohjalian, Birth Without Violence by Frederick Leboyer

Heroes:

"If we are to heal the planet, we must begin by healing birthing."- Agnes Sallet Von Tannenberg.