Yea uh I'm Kirk Van Houten. I currently live in Springfield in a condo and I work as a Scarecrow protector. I graduated from Groucher College and served the U.S Army. Then I met my wife LuAnn and we got married and had a son, Milhouse. But she divorced me because i'm an idiot! I've had numerous of jobs such as manufacturer at the crackor factory, singer/songwriter (Can I Borrow A Feeling?), putting fliers on cars, and currently I dress up as a scarecrow to protect soy beans.
I like partying and having fun and living the single life. You can usually find me around town with my son Milhouse or at Moe's drinking up a beer. I'm looking for some ladies, I'm still hoping to that next time LuAnn and I reunite it might go well. Oh why did she leave me?! (cries)
