Hypnogerms. Efficient nipples. Lobster dolls. Nerve gas. Teeth and plaque conspiracies. eHelmets. Billywitchdoctordotcom. Stimutacs (these are made mostly of kelp). Vampires. Moroccobotix Inc. Caulk. Court-ordered songs about drugs. Leprechauns. Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday. Foreigner. Planet-eating monsters. The Broodwich. Goblox. Pop-up infestations. Happy cake. Schnozzo. Chicken infections. Mail order brides. Boomboxes. Radioactive camels. Wigs that turn you into a clown. The Drizzle.
Ushers, pilots, monks, nurses, sociopaths, Russians, the friends of the Russians, plus turtles, bearded clams and a meta-doctor. Please send us a decent meta-doctor.
There is no music on the [adult swim] blog. In other news, MF Doom and Danger Mouse made a record about us, called Dangerdoom - The Mouse And The Mask. So that's nice. The Stone's Throw crew (Madlib, Peanut Butter Wolf etc) are large and that's why we did a DVD with them. Schooly D gets props for contributing music to Aqua Teen Hunger Force. And MC Chris deserves large amounts of love. You might be familiar with his alter-egos including MC Pee Pants, Sir Loin, Little Brittle and C-Bag. Other people whose music we have jacked via our gigantic, royalty-free corporate library of needle-drop music - they're alright too.
The [adult swim] blog is not a film. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres is a film. The difference is like the difference between the differ and the ence. About as big as that. Or something.
When you are not reading the [adult swim] blog, chances are you might have some time to watch television shows. Watch a selection of these, every night on Bravo or shrivel with inadequacy: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Assy McGee, The Brak Show, Metalocalypse, Minoriteam, Modern Toss, Moral Orel, Perfect Hair Forver, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, Squidbillies, Tom Goes To The Mayor, 12 oz Mouse, and The Venture Bros. Plus, sigh, Stoker And Hoop. Also, we're now showing Afro Samurai but that's a secret. Shh.
Eleven reasons to burn books:1. They're highly flammable. 2. It's easier than reading them. 3. It upsets people because Hitler did it. 4. They keep you warm. 5. Sometimes they just deserve it. 6. Often the edges glow with an incandescent green light. 7. Purging the magical properties of written language with fiery wrath stolen from the sun relieves stress. 8. They make a fine sacrifice to a deity of your choice. (Good for Satanists.) 9. Trying anything once includes heroin and this. 10. Ray Bradbury did it. 11. There are just too many books in the world. Something must be done.
Other than Action Hotdog, Alexander The Bartender, Avenger, Blue, Brak, Brendon Small, Brock Samson, Captain Murphy, Carl Brutananadilewski, Clarence, The Corporate Ladder, Debbie Dupree, Doctor Girlfriend, Doctor Quinn, Doctor Thaddeus 'Rusty' Venture, Doctor Wang The Chinese Human Calculator, Doctor Weird, Don Tickles, Early Cuyler, El Jefe, Evelyn Spyro Throckmorton, Fasto, Francis X Shado, Frylock, Gerald Bald Z, Hank Venture, Harvey Birdman, Hiram Mightor, Huey Freeman, Jewcano, Lokar, Marco Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Marlon the Magician, Master Shake, Meatwad, Mentok The Mindtaker, Metallus, Moltar, Monarch Hoop, The Mooninites, Mouse Fitzgerald, Myron Reducto, Nathan Explosion, Non-stop, Orel Puppington, Peanut, Peter Potamus, Phil Ken Sebben, Pickles The Drummer, The Plutonians, Racist Frankenstein, Rectangular Businessman, Riley Freeman, Russel 'Rusty' Cuyler, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Sisto, Space Ghost, Sparks, The Standardized Test, Stan Freezoid, Steve Venture, Stoned Peanut Cop, Stormy Waters, Stroker, 'Swingin' Chad Ghostal, Toki Wartooth, Tornado Shanks, Thundercleese, Tansut, Vulturo, The White Shadow, Willaim Murderface, X The Eliminator, Zardo and Zorak Jones, we have no heroes. And some of those weren't even heroes. We do however admire Noel Edmunds, William Hung, L. Ron Hubbard, Mike In Mono, Ross Kemp, Shitmat and Keith Chegwin, but that's a matter of taste. And we've got good taste.