Biguptoyouself. Dis is Blingman. Me woz born in da heart off da Johannesburg ghetto. I has lived wiv me hoes in Sydney at 1 Murray St Pyrmont da day me woz come to Australia innit, coz wiv both me parents havin been smoked, dere werent no one else around to look afta dem. Me has been slappin dem hoes ever since. Me woz failed by da skool system and hated every minute me spent in da classroom. In fact added together, dat time woz probly da most borin 3 hours of me life - altho me do still go to a skool re-union every second Monday at the Centrelink innit... As well as bein unemployed - i iz also got a lot off well important careers. As head of Da Pyrmont Massive, me control da most peace lovin and violent gang in da hole of Sydney. Afta DJ'n at some Fuckyeah party at Plasticz dat woz on at 11 a clock or somefin, it werent long before me ad DJ'n gigs everywhere innit! Dis meant me was able to take a in depf look at a lot off serious issues.... I iz now easily da most respekted face on the deks and in da clubz of Oz!
