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This is the real me...makes ya go hmmmm...
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Joys:
1. ANIMALS- I love them. End of discussion. If you do not love animals...I do not love you.
My babies, Lily and Chloe...the cutest kitties on the face of the earth.
My nephew, Shmutz, professional ass sniffer.
Goblin, the cutest dog I have ever seen in my entire life.
Sparky, he is a spaz...but I love him.
Jinger, the sexiest pitbull in the east village. She always has her nails painted a slutty shade of red.
Andy the dolphin, better kisser than most men I have dated.
Hello Kitty, my interior decorator.
2. Chocolate- the perfect drug.
3. Desserts- I mean really....
4. Hats- I have about 25 of them. It is a sickness.
5. Laughing- I have the funniest group of friends in the world. If you don't make me laugh, then chances are you won't be hanging around too long. I like to act goofy 90% of my day...the other 10% is spent sleeping.
6. Cracker Barrel- I don't care what anyone has to say...this place is the bomb. Where else can you purchase cupcake plates and eat the dirty dirty south home cooked yummies? PLEASE.
7. Handlebar mustaches. I have a sick obsession with them. Sick.
8. Grabbing boobs- there is a reason they are called fun bags.
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9. Big schlongs- ya gotta love em.
10. I like big butts and I cannot lie.
To sum it up I like animals, eating, laughing, handlebar mustaches, hats and screwing. Just your average girl pretty much!
THINGS THAT GROSS ME OUT OR ANNOY ME:
1. Bad kissers. This shot was taken off of a Whitesnake video. He is about to swallow Tawny whole. NOT COOL.
2. Sucking teeth...also falling into the oral category is chewing with your mouth open, popping gum, and picking teeth in public. GET SOME FUCKING MANNERS!
3. Smoking- nastiest habit ever. To my friends who smoke...if you ever smoke another cigarette around me I will be forced to choke you...because that is what it does to me. Smoke at least 100 yards away from me.
4. Bugs- ((((SHUDDER)))) especially spiders.
5. These suck big time.
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