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Iconic. Ironic. Moronic. See how easy that is?

About Me


Notes from the New York Underground
The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other.

Hobo: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter?

He sprays the windex.

Hobo: Or Spring?

He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.

Japanese girl: Spring!
Hobo: You are correct.

--F train

Overheard by: Pete Johnson

via Overheard in New York , May 3, 2005

My Interests

My interests include culture, nutrition, classic movies, theory, bullshit, economics, Americana, pit bulls, comedy, history, people, fashion, NYC, OverHeardinNewYork.com, and your mom.

I ♥ Frankie--who never stays still for photos, but still loves his momma.

I love being Puerto Rican. There's nothing cooler than the melding and mixing of cultural traditions that make up who we are as a people. And stuff is just funnier in Spanish. Trust me.

I'd like to meet:

The Golden Girls
Dear Murray
Aus10
Cyn ♥
More little pitter-patter pitbulls!

Movies:

Life Is Beautiful, 12 Angry Men, Amelie, Spinal Tap, Uncle Buck Iron Man, The Paris Hilton Sex Tape. Kidding. Who likes Spinal Tap?

Television:

I crave:

and...

because it's like crack.

Books:

Yes, please.

Heroes:

i ♥: People who smile at strangers.
Survivors.
Thrivers.
Thinkers.
Doers.
My grandmother.
Individuals.
Community gardeners.
Believers.
Doubters.
The Devil's advocate.
Everyday angels.
Teachers.
Peace-makers.
Those unafraid to love completely.
Cute things that quietly kick ass...LIKE:
♥G--my nerd-rockstar-best friend-fiansizzle.

Frank & Judi.
Fuckin' Vinny.
Bill Baird. (Google him)
Jinger...
because no one is as chill, or as sexy!

♥ j i n g e r ♥

and of course...

Also, check out my friend Dolly Esquire's page . She's the deadly combo of beautiful, brainy, and bad ass--totally one of my heroes. Lotsa love, girl!!!

My Blog

. a d a m * b o m b .

I love Adam.  This is the same kid who one night announced rather vaguely to the rest of the band that he would be missing the next week's practice. When questioned why, he revealed h...
Posted by snuggle bunny garter gams on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:22:00 PST

. v e g a n s e x u a l .

http://www.stuff.co.nz/AAMB4/aamsz=300x44_MULTILINK/4147483a 6009.html is an article Chloe put me on to about vegans that won't do the deed with people who eat meat b/c their bodies are "graveyards".&n...
Posted by snuggle bunny garter gams on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:09:00 PST

a m e r i c a, i n k

Came across this today, and made me think a bit about my tats and the way people react to them as it relates to the stiffs that are grossed out by them (ahem, MIKE M). It is funny to me though how the...
Posted by snuggle bunny garter gams on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:32:00 PST

. dueling b a n j o s part deux .

After the nightmare journey it took to get there, I was happy to settle in at camp.  The next morning, I awoke to the sound of strings and food prep--two of my favorite things.  Frank and co...
Posted by snuggle bunny garter gams on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST

. dueling b a n j o s : part 1 .

This year, I  missed the Grey Fox Bluegrass Festival. Bummer--but I will say that at least I missed sleeping, eating, and sliding in the 3 out of 4 days of rain that poured down on the festival, ...
Posted by snuggle bunny garter gams on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:48:00 PST

. s u p e r (absorbency) m a n .

My boyfriend is a MAN, in the real, old fashioned sense of the word.  Incidentally, he is also THE MAN.  He's sensitive and not afraid to show it, but he's no weepy emo fag-ass, either. ...
Posted by snuggle bunny garter gams on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:27:00 PST

. f i s h y .

Gino and I have a Japanese Ryukin Goldfish named Arthur    .  is a very special goldfish and a very clever little boy.  He recognizes me and does little swimmy swimmy tri...
Posted by snuggle bunny garter gams on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:05:00 PST

. about f a c e.

Around 'ere we say 'birds', not 'bitches'... Some people were being up my ass acting like hemorroids recently. Real dodgy birds, talking smack about yours truly.  People who hardly know...
Posted by snuggle bunny garter gams on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:33:00 PST

. S c o t - f r e e .

Well, I planned to take off from work on Thursday to go to the doctor and get my arm looked at (long story, just know that I suffer incredible pain and I cry at night.  And I'm wearing a pie...
Posted by snuggle bunny garter gams on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:49:00 PST

. k i c k s t a n d .

Oh, I've had so many misadventures in the last few weeks, but this one happened just yesterday before I left the office and I just had to share. This is one of those things that only happens to me and...
Posted by snuggle bunny garter gams on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:08:00 PST