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Tarah Talulah

Be profound, be funny, or be quiet...

About Me

Don't try to come up in my ear talkin' all that raspy shit, tryin' to ask me shit...
But as the scenery grows, I see in different lights The shades and shadows undulate in my perception My feelings swell and stretch, I see from greater heights I realize what I am now too smart to mention...
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And you, the cure and the cause...my only flaw...
Not all who wander, are lost.
Be profound, be funny, or be quiet.
And I HATE half-hearted handshakes.
ATTENTION LABIAS & GENITALS! I have recently discovered that people have stolen photos from this page & created completely ficticious pages, pretending it is me, on other social networking sites. THIS is the only page that I have! So please, if you see others, on here, or elsewhere, let me know so I can report it. Thank youuu.
YES, I'm a real person, who created this site a few years ago, for fun & expression & continue to maintain it, read your messages, laugh at your (mostly) sweet, (sometimes) silly, (occasionally) creepy comments, graciously accept your friend requests, & still enjoy sharing with you guys a piece of my personailty & life. And I stress, PIECE of me. Don't be so quick to assume & judge. RELAX, it's just myspace. Lets leave it at that! Enjoy!!! :)
P.S.-
Hi. *waves* :)
My name is Tarah. Though I am also referred to as Talulah, T-BOMB, Tarahdise, Tiara, T, or "Hey you in the bush!" I keed.
Part Dork.
Part Goof
Part Ham
Part BAD ASS BEE-YOTCH (Inside joke. I don't really say BEE-YOTCH, but I am bad ass)
Some quick facts about me:
I heart food. And food hearts me back. I thoroughly enjoy eating. Some might call it a passion. Others borderline obsession. Begrudge me food when I'm hungry & it is quite possible I'll bite your head off. :)
Bake me a sweet treat & I will give you some sweet love.
I am ESPECIALLY fond of Vanilla cupcakes & Krispy Kremes.
Just between you & I, cupcakes are the way to my heart.
CUPCAKES
MY HEART
Simple theory really.
I love Autumn & Halloween :)
I like to think my cats actually ENJOY it when I do this to them
Butts and boobs rule
I love silly times with friends, making people laugh, being my loud, animated self, & not taking things too seriously.
For example
Finding alternative uses for bras
Helping my friends out when they've forgotten to floss (Don't neglect those gums kids!)
Doing the robot
Making my friends gifts straight from the heart
Growing my beard out in the winter months
Torturing friends while in thier most peaceful of slumbers.
Of course there are times where I can be quiet, to myself & lost in my own thoughts. (I actually do have a serious side) Scouts honor.
My passions:
Travel. Probably my biggest passion. I have MAJOR wanderlust. I am a hopeless romantic with my travels as I fall in love with each new place I have the opportunity to visit. Some of my favorite places I've been thus far, are Iceland, Australia, England, Belize, France, British West Indies, Puerto Rico, I could go on & on Hoping Japan or South Africa is next!...I want to see the world!!! :D
I love forensic science, & space. I have a growing number of forensic books & am very interested in the mind & the macabre.
As you may have noticed, I have a fatal attraction to color & cuteness. Alot of my inspiration for my photoshoots comes from Japanese culture, artists I admire, grafitti, music, media, bright colors, toys, etc...Simply put, if I could be a living, breathing cartoon, I would be :)
Performance. It has always been a passion ever since I was a little girl. Predominately dance & acting. As a young woman I have performed over last the 9 years all over NYC for every nightclub you can name, many corporate & celebrity events, & have had the pleasure of having my job take me to some really cool places. Here are just a few of my many different jobs/costumes/characters/events I have done.
Livin' my life like it's golden...(Tavern on the Green)
Marie Antoinette
We pitch a mean curveball ;)
Marc Jacobs Holiday party, 2007. "1001 Arabian nights"
The Black Eyed Peas
As a pearl in an oyster for the grand opening of The Cove in the Bahamas (No pearl necklace jokes please! ;)
H.O.M.E Halloween Hitchcock show, 2006
You have the right to remain silent! Now spread em'!
Move over! Were in the drivers seat now! *Grabs keys*
Anyone need a taxi?
Body painted for TAO'S anniversary party (That took 7 hrs!)
As Marilyn Monroe
In my mermaid make-up
Her name was Talulah, she was a showgirl...
Glitterati
Maxim Hot 100 2007 (Motorati Girls) #5 on the list
and opening of Pacha
H.O.M.E performance in Puerto Rico for Halloween w/David Guetta. Bet you never imagined me bald, huh? Or maybe you have. Weirdo. I'm not pullin' a Britney on you, but here I am getting transformed into a beautiful bald nymph like alien. Enjoy! hehe
Making shrubbery look good since Halloween, 2007 ;)
Finally, I am very passionate about my friends. I have a select few, & those few enrich my life daily. Whether I see them every day, once a month, or once a year. These are the people that have won me over in every way, & have my heart. I cherish them deeply :)
Janette. AKA my English muffin. Former model, future nurse, her british wit (gets me every time) & silliness has kept me coming back for more for oever 10 yrs now.
Next, we have my twin, or as I like to refer to her, ASSBOMBS, cause she's packin' some major booty. Be prepared if you get us together. We are rude, crude, and lewd. All in good fun of course! We don't quite understand why we have not been offered our own half hour comedy skit show yet. (What gives?) I mean you HAVE seen our GRILLZ video, haven't you?
Here we have quite possibly the cutest girl I've ever known. We have a sordid history. The stuff soap opera's & made for TV movies are made of. This is Nicole. She has TRULY been one of the sincerest, & consistant friends in my life. We have lots of crazy stories. Like that time in college when we hid in some bushes. SHH- I can't tell you tell you the rest or I'll have to kill you.
Prepare yourselves for this ginormous beast. This is Bryan. Probably THE most loyal human being (besides my mother) that I have EVER known. We met when I was 13 & have been BEST FRIENDS ever since. He makes me laugh like no other. He's a rising star in the IFL, & I'm SO proud. He's philosophical & deep, & he'll knock the living shit out of you. Gotta love the dichotomy. Seriously!!! Have you seen the guns?
Julia. Also known as Julia Ghoulia, or the BOO-harian whore. Just kidding. About the BOO-harian part. She's fiery, & passionate, & she lets me dress her up in all of my pink Hello Kitty goodness, so she's golden in my book. And she has legs to die for. HEH.
Her name is Dana, but she'll also answer to CRANKWHORE. B/c Dana's been doing crank since 1997 & is still going strong in 2007! Aside from her nasty habits, Dana is strong, sincere, & straight up. And I love her for it.
This is Joe before he discovered the "razor blade"
And this is him after. Stop and marvel folks. Mustaches are evil. Don't do them.
This is Lisa or Lilo. We met one day when she snapped my picture & from that day on we have been pretty inseperable. We've shared alot of crazy adventures and times together. (Puerto Rico, Vegas, Arizona, New Orleans, Miami, Hotlanta, Tampa, & Reykjavik, Iceland!) Many more to come!
This is Monica. Or as I like to refer to her: MONIC-CA-CKI BALLS. Monica is an amazing singer. Go to www.monicasmusic.com to hear for yourself. She is funny, funny, funny,& can knock your socks off with her Britney Spears impersonations. She's alot of fun to be around, & I love hanging with her.
CHAZFACE KILLA. Chaz & I met in Australia & had an instant connection. His intelligence, wit, & amazing sense of humour cannot be rivaled! Not to mention his extensive knowledge of old school hip hop, & cutting edge fashion sense really impressed a native new yorker such as myself. (Chaz's head is getting monumentally larger as he reads this) Being around Chaz makes me very happy. (We'll always have Cherry Chazface!)
Vanessa. She's my sweet, soft spoken beach bunny. Our love affair began 10 yrs ago in college. We've had many amazing/crazy times together, & remain great friends to this day. Thats my V-Love!
L.A was too much fun!!!!
Random Debacherous nights with friends
Milan & I at A video shoot before getting into make up. That means au naturale folks. I really do have normal pictures like this, see?
We hate eachother, can't you tell?
Gettin' DIRTY at the DIRTY COUTURE Fashion show.
Viva Las Vegas '07
Gittin' crunk at Michelle's 27th
Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests



Don't sleep!

Graffitti in Reykjavik, Iceland!

H.O.M.E performers in Montreal, Canada

A BEAUTIFUL piece of artwork that was hanging on the wall of a bar in Melbourne, Australia. It had no artist name & I fell in love with it, so my friend Chaz went back the next day to sort it out, to no avail. We never did find out who created it. I wish I looked like her :)

One of my FAVORITE comedians, Eddie Izzard and one of my favorite parts of DRESSED TO KILL. ; )



LOOK! I'm multiplying! Me on a flyer for new party THOR @ The Rivington. Who needs ice & a glass, I like my drinks straight from the source! ; )
I be up in the gym just workin' on my fitness....and eating chocolates! ; ) (FYI, The only true thing about that statement is that I DO eat chocolate. ; ) www.hagadonephotography.com

Sweet Sleeps.

Me & one of my most favorite photogs, Frizzy gettin' thug after one of our shoots. WHAT-CHOO know about us? ; )

This is one of my favorite photos, Lisa took it about 3 years ago. Its called "CLARITY" & she sold it to a woman at one of her photo exhibitions....So somewhere, in NYC, I'm hanging in someones apartment....WEIRD!

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This is what happens when two very silly girls get together for a sleepover...LET ME SEE YA GRILLZ!
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And this is what happens when cute girls like Sooki pay homage to our Grillz video. Thanks Sooki!

Someone made me thier background on thier PSP. Hehe. Thanks!

Watch a clip from our recent show @ PACHA. S&M Asylum. "There's no show like H.O.M.E!!!" .. width="425" height="350" ....
Behind the scenes from a "mock video" shoot I did for SYMANTEC computer systems.

Here's the actual video. YES, its meant to be cheeseball, overacted, & totally sterotyped. Its a MOCK band for internet identity theft people! :o)
COVER OF NEXT MAGAZINE

CHECK me out in the latest AXE DEODORANT Campaign "Order of the Serpentine" I play a lazy eyed stripper! Hehe! I am on the bottom middle of the page as well as the far right! Copy & paste link. Or heres a not so great condition picture I took of my poster on the street!

Do I make a great lazy eyed stripper or what folks??!!??
http://www.orderoftheserpentine.com/home.html
Print Ad for Crunch Gym
Cover of H/X mag.
Album cover for the new show LOVE MONKEY on CBS. Watch it!

Danger Dollz shoot.

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Alice in wonderland, AUSTRALIA, autumn, babies, beaches, being silly, BELIZE, body language, candy, candles, castles, cemeteries, charm, cheese, coloring, court tv, creativity, CUPCAKES, dancing, de la guarda, dessert, DJ'ing, DONUTS, eating, english accents, europe, eyelashes, fashion, figuring people out, food, FOREIGN COUNTRIES, fireplaces, forensics, fortune cookies, four poster beds, free spirits, halloween, hello kitty, hot chocolate, haunted houses, human behavior, ICELAND, instant connections, krispy kreme's, labyrinth, laughing, lillies, london, making stuff, manicures, massages, milk, MOM, mystique, nostalgia, oreo muffins, PIN UP PIN UP PIN UP, pizza, rolling around in the grass, ruffles, san loco tacos, sarcasm, science, sexuality, sleep, smoothies, space, stillettos, stomp, sunsets, tans, tears, teeth, thinking out of the box, traveling any & everywhere, the 50's, the art of evolving, the art of flirting, the last unicorn, the little things, the psychology of things, the chemicals between two people, thought provoking ideas, books, movies, conversations, photos, theories, vanilla, vermont, waves, wit.

Why must cupcakes rule so much?

I am obsessed with KUROMI!
I HEART HARAJUKU!
What-choo know about BAPE! ; )
Love me some ESS O VEEEEEE!!!!!

TOKIDOKI=LOVE

I'd like to meet:

People who make me feel like this...

Music:


Amanda Blank, A-TRAK, Basement Jaxx, Biggie, Bowie, Busta, Cool Kids, Common, Chromeo, Crookers, Cursive, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, Depeche Mode, Diplo, Dizzee Rascal, Ed Banger Crew, Estelle, Frost P, Green Velvet, Hot Chip, Kanye, Kenna, Kid Sister, Larry Tee, Lupe Fiasco, Medasyn, M.I.A, Miss OddKid, Missy, N.E.R.D, New Young Pony Club, NIN, Old Dirty, Pharcyde, Pharell, Plastic Little, Prince, Q-Tip, Richie Hawtin, Sneaker Pimps, Santo Gold, Snoop, Steed Lord, Steve Aoki, Switch, Swizz Beatz, Timbaland, Too Short, Uffie, Vampire Weekend, Wu-Tang, Young Love, Zero 7, Zuz

Movies:


Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep, Chopper!!!, A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Ed Wood, The Last Unicorn, Garden State, Texas Chain saw massacre, Alice in Wonderland, Return to OZ, ALICE (twisted version of Alice in Wonderland) Donnie Darko, About Last Night, Identity, American Psycho, Blow, Napoleon Dynamite, Swing Kids, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The 25th hour, Human Traffic, White Chicks, Run Lola Run, Any Jim Carrey Movie, Trainspotting, Signs, Swingers, High Fidelity, Shaun of The Dead, Some Kind of Wonderful, Party Monster, Big Fish, 8mm, The Machinist, Birth, Requiem for a Dream, Willy Wonka, especially the original, The Never Ending Story, Signs, Gladiator, Jarhead, Brighton Beach Memoirs, Office Space, The Illusionist, Spirited Away, Primer, The Woodsman and so on...

Television:

The Office (THE ENGLISH VERSION!, The Golden Girls, Rob & Big, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, COURT TV in general, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Planet Earth, SNL, MAD TV, Family Guy, King of Queens, Sex in the City, Scrubs, National Geographic, The Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, & The Science Channel, All the VH-1 reality shows (what do you want from me, it's a train wreck, you can't help but watch!) & some other shows I probably really love but just can't remember.

Books:

My favorite author is Chuck Pahluniak. He has one wild imagination. And that I can appreciate. I am slowly making it down the entire collection of his books. Choke, Lullaybe, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, Disco Bloodbath, Catcher in The Rye, Bodies of Evidence, Eat, Pray, Love, All of My Forensic Books, ADDICT, there are more but I can't remember them right now...

Heroes:

Simon Pegg & Nick Frost. Chris Farley. Will Ferrell. Ricky Gervais! People who make thier living making you laugh. Missy Elliott. Timbaland. The dancers from the movie Rize. People who make thier living making you move. David LaChapelle. Salvador Dali, Erwin Olaf. Ben Frost. Fafi, Zach Braff. People who make you think, & inspire you. Kuromi. Hello Kitty. Kid Robot. TokiDoki, Fafi, Junko Mizuno. Things that make you smile. Those who think outside the box. Anyone with a burning passion for any sort of creativity. The world & world travelers. Deep thinkers. Show me something new. Tell me something different. Mom. I'm a fan. ..

My Blog

AND I COULD SWEAR THAT SHE KNOWS...

Those flashing lights come from everywhereThe way they hit her I just stop and stareI'm love stoned from everywhere and she knowsI think that she knowsThink that she knows, oh, ohAnd now I walk around...
Posted by Tarah Talulah on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:18:00 PST

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH US!

Okay, so Michelle & I went to the island of St Kitts back in November, or as we like to refer to it, St. Shitts, St. Tits, St. Pitts, I mean I can go on forever. But I digress. So OF COURSE, ...
Posted by Tarah Talulah on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:16:00 PST

HAVE YOU SEEN THE GUNS?!?!!?

Well...have ya? We have been best friends since I was 14yrs old. My friend Bryan who's life long goal has always been to be a professional fighter, & so many years later he's finally living&...
Posted by Tarah Talulah on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST

I'm waving her goodbye...

Today I woke up feeling slightly different. It's because one of my very best friends moved out of NYC this morning. Lisa. I am sure you guys have seen pictures of her on my page or on my top 8. Her &a...
Posted by Tarah Talulah on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:46:00 PST

I'M A DIRTY GIRL!

Hi Guys,Just a quick edit of a fashion show I did yesterday. My friends Delicia & Pasquale debuted thier 2007 clothing line aptly named DIRTY COUTURE & I showed off some of the goods!!! They h...
Posted by Tarah Talulah on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST

I wish to-day was Sun-day, so I could get cheeseburger for 39 CENT!! AT MCDONALDS, BAY BEE!

Okay Labias & Genitals, I feel it is my DUTY to share with you the silliest, pointless, and just hilarious things that I come across, stumble upon, or create myself! Whether it be my silly homema...
Posted by Tarah Talulah on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:23:00 PST

T-BOMB & CHELLEBOMBS HOTTEST PICS YET!!!

You want our "hottest pics" we've ever taken? Well, here's just a SMALL sample of our most sexiest, seductive, and sultry photos yet! ENJOY FOLKS!!! I gaurentee you won't find hotter pics anywhere els...
Posted by Tarah Talulah on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:32:00 PST

DON'T SLEEP WITH THESE GUYS! ("DOUCHEBAGGERY")

PLEASE, I almost DIED when I watched this. (I mean I really almost did) I can relate to this SO much b/c I grew up in a neighborhood with all wanna bes like this who think they are hot shit. Not ...
Posted by Tarah Talulah on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 01:50:00 PST

TARAH & MICHELLES MUSIC VIDEO DEBUT!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING YOU WILL EVER SEE!

T-BOMB & CHELLEBOMB PRESENT "GRILLZ"  
Posted by Tarah Talulah on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 03:10:00 PST

Pics from The DAISY SPURS SHOW @ CBGB'S

So The DAISY SPURS performed this past saturday @ CBGB's. http://www.myspace.com/daisyspurs We were invited on the bill by this awesome group called "THE PRETTY BOYS" These chicks will rock your socks...
Posted by Tarah Talulah on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST