BongWater

Money, drugs, concerts, The SPURS, racing, Heavy Metal, rockclimbing, good humor, forensics, steak, rollercoasters, bright lights, pissing off stupid people (does this anger you?), forcing drivers to exit, roadtrips, starting bum fights, running red lights, making matters worse, upsetting educated idiots, Risk, talking to myself, giving bad directions, microwave popcorn, free drinks, cooking ice, keg stands, thinking of excuses, breaking out of jail, tourists, cat fights, breakdancing, gas runs, dine and dash, getting away with it, mixing, Monopoly, thongs, burning bugs with a magnifying glass, sleep, standing on my head, speling beas, Trivial Pursuit, brail on drive thru menus, commercials, cock-fighting, riding my tricycle, tripping old people, car accidents, bum fights, giving ojo, tailgating police officers, sobriety tests, nude rapelling, Intelevision, merry-go-rounds, toys in Happy Meals, Clue, elevator music, talking to telemarketers, Blue Light Specials, tetherball, buck teeth, double parking, answering the phone (and pretending to be deaf), drunks, nachos, SEX, the spanish channels, and DD-cups...

The Survey
Name: BongWater
Birthday: 1978
Birthplace: San Antonio, Tx
Current Location: Right Here
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 1/6729"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on the task "At Hand"
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fit
Your Weakness: Xanax & Beer
Your Fears: Dying in a stupid way
Your Perfect Pizza: Round
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Remember it
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Go Away"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Why am I naked and sticky?"
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE: Martha Stewart
Your Bedtime: Sunrise
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't Remember
Pepsi or Coke: Gatorade
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack's Crack
Single or Group Dates: Hmmmm...too vague
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sonic Sweet Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chunky Monkey
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both suck
Do you Smoke: Smoke what?
Do you Swear: FUCK NO!!!
Do you Sing: Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra...
Do you Shower Daily: Define Shower:
Have you Been in Love: Love, Texas ?
Do you want to go to College: Yes, but I don't want to stay
Do you want to get Married: Been there, Done that, Signed the papers.....in blood
Do you belive in yourself: Belive?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only while moving
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, I attract all kinds of shit
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, but they disowned me
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when I'm not driving through them
Do you play an Instrument: Can I count myself as an "Instrument"?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Does it count if it didn't stay down ?
In the past month have you Smoked: Again, Smoked what ?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, and they've been on me
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I guess
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Not intentionally
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, just the cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell yeah, California Roll, Biatch !
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yup
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope. But I dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes. In the tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just porn
Ever been Drunk: No, I do the drinking
Ever been called a Tease: Once in kindergarten
Ever been Beaten up: Yup. And down
Ever Shoplifted: At the porn shop
How do you want to Die: From living
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Delaware
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Ojo
Favourite Hair Color: Non-Bald
Short or Long Hair: Depends on where
Height: Visible
Weight: Not too visible
Best Clothing Style: Nude
Number of Drugs I have taken: Lost count
Number of CDs I own: Yes
Number of Piercings: Ever (4) Currently (None)
Number of Tattoos: Ditto
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One. Not kicking Santa in the nutts

Druggie Bear You're a true blue pot head my friend.... u like weed and well um....... weed... yeah..... not always a bad thing though. You're pretty kewl and
phun to hang out with..... If anyones looking for some strong stuff, they know
who to go to........... YOU!! =D