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Matthew

the name is betty you son of a pig....betty

About Me

Im Matthew your average sweet talking, smooth walking type of guy. I love to go out and meet new people. I can talk to just about anyone so feel free to hit me up. I work and jog daily. I have a 7yr old son. Well im cocky, confident, charming, charasmatic, appealing, generous, kinky, spontaneous, big smartass and just the kewlest guy youll ever meet. I love my friends and will do anything for them. They are my family just as anyone else is! Im a huge Spurs fan and a Cowboys fan also! Dont fuck with me and i won't fuck with you is my mentality. If times gets hard well just kick back and know everything is gonna be alright.
centerI am 100% Asshole
I am a kewl fuckin asshole and only other assholes can really understand me. For those who can't handle it, well Fuck em. This survey will never be duplicated so get over it bitches. Love me or hate me I just don't give a fuck! x:9;"
You are 93% Libra
How Libra Are You?

Charlie Cumalot

Bullet Tooth Tony
People Iced: 6969
Bodies left floating: 28
Favorite Weapon Desert Eagle 5.0
Bodies dismemered: 100
Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: Da Cockblocker
Get Your HITMAN Name

My Interests


THIS IS ME FUCKERS My survey
Name: Matthew
Birthday: When i was born
Birthplace: Here i think?
Current Location: Where am I?
Eye Color: What color is this iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
Hair Color: Huh?
Height: 5'9" or 69" if you want to be a dick about it
Right Handed or Left Handed: switch hitter
Your Heritage: Hispanic putos!
The Shoes You Wore Today: The one that just kicked your ass
Your Weakness: my strengths
Your Fears: none
Your Perfect woman: Jessica Alba
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not to answer anymore surveys after this
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: whats instant messenger lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: please be pretty (girl passed out next to me)
I FUCKED YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE: list of names too long
Your Bedtime: what time are u going to sleep?
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Big Red
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack's
Single or Group Dates: ok
FROGGY OR DOGGY STYLE: Both Please
Chocolate or Vanilla: thats a racist question
Cappuccino or Coffee: soda
Do you Smoke weed?: why you got some?
Do you Swear: F*ck yeah i do
Do you Fuck: F*ck yeah i do
Do you Shower Daily: Why you dont?
Have you Been in Love: Maybe
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that
Do you want to get Married: Buy me dinner first
Do you belive in yourself: Hell yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: F*ck yeah
Are you a Sex Freak: Freaky Deaky
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: Why is your mom coming to dinner?
Do you play an Instrument: You can play with mine
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Month.....more like the passt houurr
In the past month have you Smoked: How many 420's are in a month?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Still on them
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Why u asking me out?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Next question
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: I got dumped off in a field somewhere but i was on acid so it could of not happened
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I told you i bathe daily
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole this survey!
Ever been Drunk: Ever been high?
Ever been called a Tease: No i always tend to please
Ever kicked some ass: Why you starting some shit?
Ever Shoplifted: Never been caught
How do you want to Die: Sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Toys R Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: WHay color is this damn iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Favourite Hair Color: Just have hair and your fine
Short or Long Hair: No preference
Height: Not taller than me
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: this hour its 5
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont think they created that number yet



Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!

I'd like to meet:

COLD BLOODED!

Movies:

..

Television:

The most beautiful woman out there! ..
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"

Books:


Heroes:


You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.

Power: force beams from your eyes