THIS IS ME FUCKERS My survey
Name: Matthew
Birthday: When i was born
Birthplace: Here i think?
Current Location: Where am I?
Eye Color: What color is this iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
Hair Color: Huh?
Height: 5'9" or 69" if you want to be a dick about it
Right Handed or Left Handed: switch hitter
Your Heritage: Hispanic putos!
The Shoes You Wore Today: The one that just kicked your ass
Your Weakness: my strengths
Your Fears: none
Your Perfect woman: Jessica Alba
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not to answer anymore surveys after this
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: whats instant messenger lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: please be pretty (girl passed out next to me)
I FUCKED YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE: list of names too long
Your Bedtime: what time are u going to sleep?
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Big Red
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack's
Single or Group Dates: ok
FROGGY OR DOGGY STYLE: Both Please
Chocolate or Vanilla: thats a racist question
Cappuccino or Coffee: soda
Do you Smoke weed?: why you got some?
Do you Swear: F*ck yeah i do
Do you Fuck: F*ck yeah i do
Do you Shower Daily: Why you dont?
Have you Been in Love: Maybe
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that
Do you want to get Married: Buy me dinner first
Do you belive in yourself: Hell yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: F*ck yeah
Are you a Sex Freak: Freaky Deaky
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: Why is your mom coming to dinner?
Do you play an Instrument: You can play with mine
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Month.....more like the passt houurr
In the past month have you Smoked: How many 420's are in a month?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Still on them
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Why u asking me out?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Next question
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: I got dumped off in a field somewhere but i was on acid so it could of not happened
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I told you i bathe daily
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole this survey!
Ever been Drunk: Ever been high?
Ever been called a Tease: No i always tend to please
Ever kicked some ass: Why you starting some shit?
Ever Shoplifted: Never been caught
How do you want to Die: Sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Toys R Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: WHay color is this damn iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Favourite Hair Color: Just have hair and your fine
Short or Long Hair: No preference
Height: Not taller than me
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: this hour its 5
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont think they created that number yet
COLD BLOODED!
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The most beautiful woman out there!
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.
Power: force beams from your eyes