LOVELY slideshow for a few of my favorite things....oh, and you are SO welcome for changing my page so your computer no longer crashes :)
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Your mother, because she'll fucking love me.
Also, I'm always looking to meet some babes (girls and boys) for my next fashion show. 18 and over please only- I don't need Mommy and Daddy asking me questions. Contact me if you are interested! You can view a video clip from our last show at Vue in NYC by clicking here: . Enjoy!
I also am ALWAYS up for meeting with my existing retardo friends, or new ones too!! Please do not contact me if you are lame. I got no patience....and I hate waiting too, and I will not stand for it. Chances are, if you can't make me laugh, I will DELETE you from my life, and from myspace too *snap snap* :) The only shot you have at redeeming yourself in my book is if you have a readily available body part for me to molest. Then you are safe!!
Because all you random lurkers keep messaging me, asking "Who dat?", allow myself to introduce the coolest people in the whole world. Here we have the FASHION SHOW OF FRIENDS!!
First, and foremost, my bestest friend in the whole entire world, my soul sista, my slumber pup, living Barbie doll Danielle AKA Cossey. Cossey features a heart shaped booty that just don't quit. In fact, it's downright JUICY! No one makes me laugh like her. We've been friends since high school, and is the most talented person I know. To my people in the theater world, if you need a leading lady with a voice like none other, this is your gal. I can listen to her sing EnVogue all day while we take perverted pictures. I heart her and her heart shaped A.
Next is the one and only Chelle Bomb-Diggity, Gadunkadunk herself- MICHERRRRR- my partner in goofiness!! Ok, we OBVIOUSLY know her best ASS-ET, so I'm not even going to go there. You can't make me. I'm over it. Miss Castani herself is one of my most dearest friends. She's fluent in Chinese and that maka me sooooo happi!! Even during my saddest moments, she can manage to make me PURE pee myself. We can be in a silent locked room with no lights, and still manage to laugh and have fun. I love how we can take ANY situation and turn it into a full on comedy sketch. It amazes me how far our talent stretches. Yeah, I know you are jealous. I would be jealous too if I were you. You can read my blogs for further proof of how cool and hilarious we are. She is the boombox to my cane. Oh yeah, and she has a killer monstrosity.....*snicker*
Now, it is the one, the only, queen of the tig ole bitties herself, ANDREA!!!!! By golly, if you see her funbags in person, you know that homie don't play. I am proud to play drums on them whenever I can. Her orientation is "Not Sure", and for that, I love her. She is my ultimate picture taker partner 2000. Nothing will stand in our way of a photo EVER!! And trust me, we have been put to the test. She is also the best person to act out "Pour Some Sugar On Me" with (see photo below- One lump or TWO!!). But aside from our fun, she is a great listener, talker, and a great friend. I heart you Andrea, just like the hearts on our Hooters checks
And a special shout out to Mrs. Ginny G. AKA Andrea's Mama!! I see you lurkin on my page ;) Don't worry, I assure you your daughter is in good hands. And no....we are not a couple. Just a couple of great gals having F.U.N.!!! I love her to pieces, and I can't wait to meet you!!
Oh no, you who know is next....the ultimate luker 2000, Mr. James himself. James is attached to Andrea at the hip, but I would love him anyway.......if he was lucky. James is a photgrapher to be reckoned with! He is always ready to go, camera in hand whenever my battery is low (or even if it's not). He is one of the sweetest souls I have ever met, and a very dear friend.
OK FOLKS- MORE BFFL'S TO COME, BUT I'M ONLY ONE PERSON. DON'T BITCH TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HERE UNTIL I AM DONE- GOT IT?!? SHEESH!
At LEAST once I day, I hear music from the following favorites: Weston, Green Day, Madonna, Cordova, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Postal Service, Whitesnake, Tom Jones, Metallica, U2, Arcade Fire, My Chemical Romance, 28 Days, Fugazi, Belle & Sebastian, Jay Z, Athlete, Bouncing Souls, Prince, NIN, Ray Charles, James Taylor, Nick Drake, E40, Elton John, Minor Threat, Missy Elliott, Iron & Wine, Pussy Cat Dolls, Coldplay, Fiona Apple, Alex Lloyd, Tone Loc, Snoop, Dre, Elastica, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Queen, Sir Mix A Lot, Guns & Roses, Descendents, 50 Cent, Lynard Skynard, N.K.O.T.B. (4 Life!!!!), Donna Summer, The Pixies, Michael Jackson, Ozzy Osbourne, Yngwie Malmsteen, Prince, NoFX, Ian Love, Al Green, George Michael, Willie Nelson, The Raconteurs, Elliott Smith, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Down By Law, White Stripes, Van Halen, Christina Aguilera, Screeching Weasel, David Bowie, Jackie Wilson, Warrant, Poisen, The Killers, Ray Parker Jr, Sunny Day Real Estate, Petey Pablo, Aerosmith, Interpol, Bell Biv Devoe, Maroon 5, Julia Marvel, The Specials, Nina Simone, Bad Religion, Britney, The Strokes, Patti LaBelle, Aretha Franklin, Missy Elliot, Stone Temple Pilots (they're elegant bachelors), Pavement, Velvet Revolver, Citizen Fish, Neil Diamond (And of course the tribute band Diamonds in the Rough lol), Avail, John Mayer, The Juliana Theory, DeeLite, Ludacris, The Scofflaws, AC/DC, any and all cock rock/hair metal, and oh so much more...
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Wizard of Oz, Labyrinth (Ludo- smells bad), The Last Unicorn, Dirty Dancing, Akeelah and the Bee (fucking kicked ass!!!!), Napoleon Dynamite, Alice in Wonderland, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, Better Than Chocolate, Me and You and Everyone We Know, The Princess Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, City of God, Cats & Dogs, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Other Sister (marching band wedding present gets me everytime), Cider House Rules, Sleepers, Bring it On (yes- I was a cheerleader, and fuck you if you hate that movie...you know it rocked!), Casablanca, On the Waterfront, Mask (not Jim Carrey, but the Cher one), Pulp Fiction, Thelma & Louise, Lord of the G-strings, Chicago, Teen Witch (Top that- I don't give a.....about tryin to top that!!!), Legally Blonde, Shaun of the Dead, Drumline, Spaceballs, Sometimes in April, Star Wars, Revenge of the Nerds (all of them), The Ring, The Shining, Bad Ass Blondes, All Nightmare on Elm Street (I'm scared to death into loving them), Backdoor Babes, Harry Potter, Reign of Tera, Team America, The Notebook (I'm still crying), Godfather, Donnie Darko, The Witches, The Wedding Singer, Saw (1 &2), Home Alone 2 (Get on your knees and tell me you love me...), Office Space, Deuce Bigalow, Silence of the Lambs (it rubs the lotion on it's skin, it does this when it's told!!), Pretty Woman (it's broken....mines broken), City of Angels, and anything else to make me laugh, cry, scream, or get my jollies.
I have not watched TV in 10 months (and counting). But, I like to watch shit on DVD, and of course watched at SOME point. So....She Spies (absolutely the BEST show of all time!!!!!), Family Guy, Full House, Desperate Housewives, Sex & The City, Perfect Strangers, Just the 10 of Us, Spongebob, Chapelle's Show, Full House, Mad TV (Stewaaaaaaaaaaaart), Anything about Dinosaurs, Anything educational, Conan O'Brien, G-string Divas, Real Sex (that fat chick is going to town on that asssss, yo), Law & Order- all of them, damn it, and last but not least- Showtime at the Apollo (wop wop!!)
Any and all- I LOVE reading, but read way to fast....big fan of Anita Shreve and Dan Brown. Fiction, non-fiction, educational, historical....you name it, I read it and love it!!
Currently reading: Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs (FUCK YEAH!)
Ludo (my doggie), Booger from Revenge of the Nerds, and my daddy :)