Noel Edmonds is being a CUNT to Emma |
Auntie,Can you help me understand why I seem to get tourettes whenever deal or no deal is on. Is it the game or simply the host? Is this a common problem???From EmmaMy dear dear EmmaThank you for your...
Posted by Agony Aunt Audrey on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:36:00 PST |
The worrying absence of 'e-sexy' |
Dear Audrey, I hope you can help me. A very good friend of mine has been missing for quite some time and I'm not sure what to do. My friend (and soulmate) is a woman called e-sexy and I met her on the...
Posted by Agony Aunt Audrey on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:40:00 PST |
Heather Mills seeks out Auds (bless her) |
Dear Agony Aunt AudreyThank goodness I have found you, Phil Collins gave me a wrong number for you, anyway, I managed to find you so I'm happy for now.Please help me Auds, as you are most probably awa...
Posted by Agony Aunt Audrey on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:18:00 PST |
Do you fancy your own Gran? |
From Jason:I think im in love with my grandma, what should i do? Dear JasonThank you for your letter and the photo of you with Les Dennis. Nice cardigan!I am concerned that you are attracted to your G...
Posted by Agony Aunt Audrey on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:42:00 PST |
Teenagers Mutating Ninja Terrapins |
Audrey........sense my desperation. i've jsut brought two terrapins, they fight. i smile. but last night i had some freinds round, we got silly, we made a wrestling ring..... we put the two terrapins ...
Posted by Agony Aunt Audrey on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:21:00 PST |
Burning Bob Carolgees |
Dear Aunty Auds! Please, please help! I am quite concerned at the moment as I have severe television commercial rage especially if Diamond Car Insurance or confused.com appear on the television when I...
Posted by Agony Aunt Audrey on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:14:00 PST |
Colin Leggo's Sticky White Love-piss |
Dear Aunt Audrey,Please can you help me. Recently I have found myself being attracted to other species of animal other than humans. It all started last weekend when, walking my dog, I spotted a small ...
Posted by Agony Aunt Audrey on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST |
Jack Straw's dilemma |
Dear Aunty AudreyI hurd about your MySpace problem page from my mate Michael Portillo. Anyway, I wundered if you could help me, you may have red some recent bad press about me and some racial issues. ...
Posted by Agony Aunt Audrey on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:54:00 PST |
The Madness of Boy George and TV Dilemmas |
Dear Agony Aunt Audrey,I have a small problem and I was wondering if you'd be able to help me. I can't decide whether to watch 'It shouldn't happen on a hidden camera show' or 'The madness of Boy Geor...
Posted by Agony Aunt Audrey on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:29:00 PST |
Auraboy is a Nazi Experiment |
Dear Gorgeous One, Somebody recently told me that my pictures are 'fake'. This has caused an existential crisis in my world as they sounded very convincing and now I begin to suspect that the truth ma...
Posted by Agony Aunt Audrey on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:55:00 PST |
