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(Murders cause deaths)

it's like making the div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it.

About Me


.. width="425" height="350" ..LOVE ONKAJUDGE WITH EVERY FIBRE OF MY EVERY BEING *Lazy saturday mornings*Watching incredibly lame movies*smug faces*College girls*My ipod*Playing dead in hot tubs*Bank holidays*Forests*red shoes, they make you look lively*Asking irrelevant questions*Pajama trousers*Ghd's*Karl pilkington*being late*The cabin*Geoff my tortoise*Stupid stupid pretend games*Inside pockets*Running around the house needlessly*Reading*buying people random gifts*Being given gifts that make no sense but are funny*That bit on sleeping beauty where they aren't allowed to use magic*Calling people by there real name "Nathan"*Long conversations about nothing*Debating about anything*Stealing pointless things from friends bedrooms*Post it's*The zoo*The sound when you do up a tent*Support bands*Photos*genuine unwavering attention*not wearing shoes*Pissing about on the smart boards*Quoting anything from Russell Brand*Perving over Alana's screen savers*Sharpe pens*Idiotic insurance adverts haha*Not controling my facial expressions*Movies that i know i'm too old to watch alone*Tiny pencils*Post*Tricking people into thinking it was there fault*Stupid stories from my childhood*Relentless*Aladins cave, first stop and shop that stocks all the kind of crap you need for under a quid*Fast moving water*People who stare*Cocky children*People who talk like they're from a harry potter novel "Oh Hannah, we really need to be more cheerful"*Pish*Turning music up*

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YOUR MUM!!Train ignoring I am 58% Idiot.
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I'd like to meet:

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!OHHHHHHH there are just to many billys out there;David Beckham Channing Tantum Wentworth Miller Charlie Hunnum Johnny Depp Joaquin Pheonix Josh Hartnett Leonardo Decaprio Matt Morgan Shaibaz from bb7 classic little man Barry evans SAVE CRAIG CHARLES!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBXf232IuH4&eurl= http%3A%2F%2Fprofile%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseact ion%3Duser%2Eviewprofile%26friendid%3D110902988

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Music:

The kooks Snow patrol Artic monkeys The feeling Razorlight Lily Allen Jack Johnson Damien rice Fallout boy Panic at the disco The Zutons The fray Say anything Joshua Radin The killers Live lounge

Movies:

-There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying? - -Shikaka... Shikaka! Shikasha! Ohhh! Shishkabab. Shawshank Redemption. ShicaaaaGO! You're outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you're out.- -Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. I will move amongst them like a transparent... *thing*.- ACE VENTURA - WHEN NATURE CALLS-Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.- -HELL no. Damn alligator bit my hand off!..- -You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.- HAPPY GILMORE-No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good- -You are a smelly pirate hooker- -I thought you were kidding. I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. "Veronica had a very funny joke today." I laughed at it later that night. -ANCORMAN-I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking- -I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.- -Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?-ZOOLANDER -I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.- -Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. -I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. - NAPOLEON DYNAMITEI can count to potato,You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it! , Thomas: [to Steve] Should I wear my top up [lifts top up] Thomas: ... or down [pulls top down] Thomas: ... or up [pulls top up again] Thomas: ... or possibly... tucked in [tucks in top], SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D! , Lynn Sheridan: [to David] Go away, asshole! Billy: [laughs] Lynn said A hole with S's!, Steve Barker: My name is Lance, and I like nuts! ,Thomas: This is my doberman candy. THE RINGER
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Television:

MUMMAS NIGHT! THE OFFICE ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP! MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE. SCRUBS. YOU MAY CATCH ME AND ALEX IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING TRYING TO SEARCH FOR MEERKAT MANOR, I MEAN IT'S A GENIOUS SHOW, A MEERKAT BIG BROTHER SIMPLY GENIOUS, IT HAS EVERYTHING! PRISON BREAK (ORGASMIC) The mighty boosh Howard Moon: Look, don't worry about wolves, ok? I know how to deal with them. If a wolf approches, you simply punch it on the nose. Vince Noir: That's sharks, innit! Howard Moon: Works for any animal......Vince Noir: [to locksmith] You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?............Vince Noir: That's not right. I know, I read a pamphlet. Howard Moon: So? I once glanced at a hedge. What's your point? .............Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Crouton, crouton, crunchy friends in a liquid broth..............Bob Fossil: I have a problem. It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! You know! With the hand feet [shakes his hands to demonstrate] Bob Fossil: The brown little hand foot man. [makes face] Howard Moon: The gorilla. Bob Fossil: Yer! ........................Vince Noir: No, it was a mink pamphlet. "Minky Monthly". There were millions of them on the front, dancing around. It said that it takes about ninety mink just to make a small ladies glove. Howard Moon: That's 'cause they're really crap at sewing. .....................Howard Moon: [into tape recorder] Howard Moon's journal, day four. Many men have searched for the egg of Mantumbi. Many have failed. One man shall succeed. And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man. Howard Moon: [gets hit in the face with snowball] Vince Noir: [laughs] Howard Moon: Stop doing that! Vince Noir: What? Howard Moon: It's not funny. Vince Noir: It's hilarious! Howard Moon: It isn't! Do it again, and I'll come at you like a buzzard. ............................Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later? Howard Moon: Err, no. Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun? Howard Moon: No. Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a tea party with a herd of rhino? Well, I have! And it ain't purty! Howard Moon: Right........................Naboo: What's in it for me? Dixon Bainbridge: I don't know. A Kit Kat?

Books:

THE MANUAL TO MUMMAS JOKES - I DUNNO I SECRETLY READ ALL THE TIME, HATE TO BE A COMPLETE GOON BUT CHARLES DICKEN IS AMAZING AND HARD TIMES IS FANTASTIC. JODI PICOULT. NICK HORNBY......

Heroes:

MUMS NA I DUNNO PROBABLY ENRIQUE INGLASIAS AS HE RECKONS HE CAN BE MY HERO AND HE DID HAVE A FANTASTIC MOLE - SO WHY NOT?!? PUT YOUR HAND UP IF YOU LIKE FAT CATS?

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