I like to make stop motion photography movies of my parents having rough sex. i also enjoy putting googley eyes on balls and having people stand on their hands to make funny penis faces.
I've never actually seen an asian, so that'd be cool. my dawgs tupac and biggie. oh, and the where's the beef lady. remember that girl cat from heathcliff and the junkyard gang? i'd like to meet her, form a strong relationship built on trust and love, then fuck her. can you fuck a cat doggy style?
something i can angrily rub one out too(period) something hard(period) something that makes me raise my fist in the air and say FUCK YEAH(comma) LETS ROCK THIS BITCH LIKE ITS 1984(exclamation mark) something with someone named hootie snuggles
I like movies where tom hanks gets AIDS then overcomes adversity. and ONLY movies where tom hanks gets aids.
Remember that episode where fonzie jumped over the sharks and he was like 'heeeeyyyy'? that was so fuckin sweet. i wish he was still alive.
Pop up books where blossoming meadows of penii spring up at my face. and books where tom hanks gets AIDS.
Anyone straight outta compton, tookie williams