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the toddarino

I'd Fuck Me. FUN FACT: turns out you CAN train a horse to nail children

About Me

Page Views As of Today: Over 8.4 million I fucked the one with the hat.

My Interests

I like to make stop motion photography movies of my parents having rough sex. i also enjoy putting googley eyes on balls and having people stand on their hands to make funny penis faces.

I'd like to meet:

I've never actually seen an asian, so that'd be cool. my dawgs tupac and biggie. oh, and the where's the beef lady. remember that girl cat from heathcliff and the junkyard gang? i'd like to meet her, form a strong relationship built on trust and love, then fuck her. can you fuck a cat doggy style?

Music:

something i can angrily rub one out too(period) something hard(period) something that makes me raise my fist in the air and say FUCK YEAH(comma) LETS ROCK THIS BITCH LIKE ITS 1984(exclamation mark) something with someone named hootie snuggles

Movies:

I like movies where tom hanks gets AIDS then overcomes adversity. and ONLY movies where tom hanks gets aids.

Television:

Remember that episode where fonzie jumped over the sharks and he was like 'heeeeyyyy'? that was so fuckin sweet. i wish he was still alive.

Books:

Pop up books where blossoming meadows of penii spring up at my face. and books where tom hanks gets AIDS.

Heroes:

Anyone straight outta compton, tookie williams

My Blog

white people hate me

whats the fucking deal with whitey keeping me down? dont hate the mustache.  some were born with a gift.  my gift is my mustache.  it is my gift.  it is my curse. i carry this burd...
Posted by the toddarino on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:47:00 PST

holy shit!

the toddarino just blogged in his pants.  you see my friends? we usually call each other just to chat. -the one todd
Posted by the toddarino on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:07:00 PST