I love to travel. It makes me feel clean. I couldn’t fathom the idea of being from another country like Mexico or another country.
by the way, did you know there was so many minorities in Mexico?
I also have an interest in religion. Mormons are an interesting bunch. I am thinking of starting my own cult, which looks like theres good money in those things. But I have to say Catholics have it good. Too bad for Jesus though. Looks like he died for nothing. They have saints to pray to now.
Also, I enjoy politics. When they blunder they always send in troops to fix their mess which makes really interesting evening news.
I'd like to meet:
i was goin to say mother teresa, but yaknow..
i think im goin to go with Alex trebeck this time. I also like Shakespeare. But he won`t return my calls. That horrible British slut. Probably dating Camus again.
this guy, campbell is who i want to be one day.
Music:
pappa loves mambo!
and.. a little tribal music
Movies:
I enjoy movies with gay characters in movies because they always win Oscars at the academy awards.
I wish Hollywood would make more movies about troubled teens and teachers who change their lives. It seems that there are not enough of those every year.
For the most part, I think actors know what's best for the world. Who cares if they are college dropouts and change spouses like underwear? They obviously know what's better for the country. I always say, reach for the stars 'cause they know best.
Television:
I am a huge fan of the golden girls. Nothing quite disturbing like old women talks about sex.
Books:
I do enjoy reading books by politicians since they obviously have time to write.
Heroes:
When a thick sweater is unable to prevent determined nipples. i swell with pride.
My father is my hero. He is such a joker cause he will say to me, "son, I’m not your father." But he does it with a straight face! He is funny.
Even mom gets in on the fun with her drunken monthly "I never meant to have you" phone calls.
YOUR HOROSCOPE
Aries March 21 - April 19
Your child winning the national spelling bee will not be able to save him from getting beat every day for the rest of his school years.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Your total lack of understanding of the principles of advanced fluid dynamics results in your tragic drowning while attempting to use a drinking straw.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
Your employer takes everyone on a company picnic but leaves you behind to watch the phones. he will claim that you will understand since your parents were not married before you were born.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Whoever said, “money cant buy you happiness†has never been poor as you will be.
Leo July 23 - August 22
This week youll take a trip to visit me and be pleasantly suprised how warm and friendly southern people can be after you knock on a truck stop toilet room door and the occupiant tells you to "just come on in."
Virgo August 23 - September 22
There is a slim chance that this week youll actually get lucky and not have to use a credit card to talk to a woman.
Libra September 23 - October 23
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Incidentally, it is also the third-to-last day of the rest of your life.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
You begin to suspect that everyone hates you when everyone tells you so.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Strangely enough, no one will congratulate you when you finally win your lifelong battle with oxygen addiction.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Your attempt to double-cross the mob ends badly when you discover that most crooks are not as bumbling as Disney had long led you to believe.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
You and your spouse find a good way to bring excitement back into the bedroom. Expect to be pinned down by the Federal Bureau by small arms fire for the next several hours.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
Your parents will finally admit that your birth was the result of 1974's most ambitious and controversial 4-H project.
take the time to put yourself on the map!"Mama Eu Quero" - Tom & Jerry
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