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I am bigger than life. There is nothing quite as breathtaking as the second as you pass through the portal with a parachute strapped to your back, the 20 seconds of riding the inside of a barrel on a 7' tri fin and coming out on top, and the look that comes from the one you love that seals eternity and your destiny. I think I would rather be the spider than the web. I believe that life is the greatest adventure this side of the blink. Keep the boy near water and we will all be happy. A perfect wave, excellent wine, the mystery of the scent when you just passed by. Was that you?"i should have married a Kennedy"Quoting Elaine Benes, got to love her. Somewhat similar personality but more fun and yet I can be more serious although rare. Probably my favorite things to do are laugh with someone and laugh at myself. I am a dynamic figure, often seen dodging bullets or cooking on Iron Chef, - on the original show filmed in Japan. I write award-winning thank you notes and once a month I sit down with dignitaries to solve the worlds' problems. (Usually on a Friday night and wine might be involved.)I am gifted with an extraordinary sixth sense that detects b.s. nearly before it is spoken and I am candid to a point that can be disarming to dishonest people. I never know what to say but friends & family tell me I always say just the right thing.I have negotiating powers that will, well, ah, get me what I want (but I almost always meet somewhere in the middle) I capture hearts of beautiful women with my natural charm, selective breeding habits, sensational cooking, and fun-lovingness; if they don't like that I'll redecorate their house.I coined the phase "outside the box". Yes, it was me. I am border-line rebel-minded when it comes to society's normal expectations only because I appreciate individuality. “To each his own†but not ‘just plain weird’. I don't kiss arse and am disgusted when I see it from others.I bob, I weave, I karaoke! Children and animals LOVE me and me in return, except the slimy ones.As necessity is the mother of invention, I am a bit of a MacGyver but nowhere close to Martha Stewart. Thank goodness.I love to read, I write, I paint - (walls), I love Home Depot and the old guys at the Triple Crown pub in San Marcos. I love to organize and minimize and to refurbish old crap or throw it away if it doesn't turn out. Sometimes I recycle, but I do want a bag for my purchases! (Austin, what is up with that?)I was behind the creators of Speel-Sheck and predictable text. Al Gore did not invent the internet. I started it.To be back in France would solidify the wanting restlessness that permeates my being. I miss the gypsy caravans coming into the village square, staying for a couple of weeks, then disappear again. Their music and views/philosophy on life is extremely global and liberal. They have the passion we all crave...a little disjointed....but still passionate. They will look you in the eye, tell you about you and not blink. The closest thing to this is Kaldi's Coffee Museum in New Orleans...don't get me going there....I know. You know I know. I will spin a yarn that will transport you back to the land of Dixieland Jazz, gumbo, pralines, and REAL laughter...if you want that...let me know.Oh, this is long. I thought this would be hard, and it is hard but it is fun messing around. Really, how do you run through the whole gamut of this is you; this is me, in a few short sentences. I wanted to put some effort into this and appreciate the same. Hope you’re smiling because I am, again, laughing at myself.surf.colonies.com/gwmartinglennCreate your own visitor map!