Message From The Mommy:
Some of you already know me, some of you do not. Either way, my name is Jess (aka adidaDeuce), and Bryan and I are the lucky parents of three very beautiful, sweet, and loving little kitties (as well as one recently adopted 3 y/o male Australian Shepherd named Acer). We also had a very sweet Greyhound mix named Shadow for a while, whom we rescued from death row at an animal shelter and 'nursed back to health' (she was very sick with kennel cough), then adopted out to a loving couple with another Black Lab mix, who she is now great friends with! Some people may think that making a myspace page for your pet(s) is stupid, but as you can see I really don't give a flying fuck. =)
So having said that, this page is totally dedicated to my three little angels (or devils in disguise, however you want to look at it) - Neo, Nala, and Baby Girl. The cutest and sweetest little kittens ever. They were born on July 18th 2006, and we got them just 2 days before they turned 8 weeks old. All three of them come from the same litter (yep, momma only had three), and they are half Manx, which means they have really short tails. Neo and Baby Girl are "stumpies" and Nala is a "longy". =P Manx cats used in the show ring typically either have no tail at all, or one that's so short you can only see it when the cat is happy, and these are called "rumpies" or "risers".
And now I will be turning this profile over to the kittens. *wink wink* ;) Have fun!
This is a video that mom took of Shadow and us!
This is just a video of us being, well... cats.
For Cats Only
whats your name? Neo
How did you get your name? my crazy parents are big fans of the Matrix... need I say more?
what's your birthday? July 18th, 2006
How many lives do you have left? who's keeping track?
Are you spayed or neutered? of course i am. what kind of people do you think my parents are!? not the irresponsible kind, that's for sure. all three of us were fixed the second we were old enough to have the surgery.
what color are you? black with white and grey "pepper" all over, with a bit of a tabby look goin' on. oh yeah, can't forget my white socks.
Short hair or long hair? short (but you should see me when i poof!)
Who's your best friend? Nala and Baby Girl, my two sisters. and my parents.
How many hours of beauty sleep do you get a day? during the day? well the 'rents work full-time so we sleep most of the day while they are gone.
Favorite place to nap? in bed with mom.
Are you an indoor or outdoor cat? indoor only. i really don't even have much interest in the outside world. i've been inside all my life and i'm fine with keeping it that way.
What is your favorite food brand? well we've been eating that Purina One Kitten Growth and Development stuff since mom and dad took us home, but mom just learned the other day how bad some cat foods are so she is going to be changing it when the bad we have now is gone.
what is your favorite toy? almost anything! mommy buys us a lot of toys (half of which we destroy within 20 minutes). i play with all of them.
who is your hero? my parents.
Do you like talking pictures ? i don't mind them. i just squint my eyes if the flash bugs me. might be why i have so many "stoned" pics.
Do you get along with dogs? i got along perfectly fine with the dog that lived in the house i was born in. but when i met mom's dog Minnie, i didn't really like her that much. she's kind of a bitch...
Who would you like to meet? i think i'd like to meet other cats. and any [nice] doggies. i'm kind of curious as to whether or not i'd get along well with others. =P
What's your favorite kitty treats? oooh "fishies"! aka the little fish-shaped Pounce treats mom sometimes give us.
What is favorite pet store? whichever one mom goes to and comes home with new things for me to play with or eat.
Do you like going to the vet? i've only been there once and it SUCKED. they poked me with a really sharp thing and made me eat nasty yellow crap. wtf, man?
Have you ever been to jail AKA Animal shelter? thank goodness, no! luckily for me and my sisters, our parents got to us before we could be thrown into the pound.
Who is your favorite human? don't tell daddy this, but... mom! she lets me lick her face!
How many brother and sisters do you have?what are their names? i have two sisters; Nala and Baby Girl. they are the bestest.
Describe yourself with one word? loving.
For Cats Only
whats your name? Nala
How did you get your name? as far as my mommy knows, orange-colored female kitties are pretty rare. so she wanted to give me a name that reflected my color in some way. and of course everyone knows the famous Nala from The Lion King, right? she is where my name comes from (she and i are pretty similar in color). also, my parents say i act just like a little lion cub.
what's your birthday? July 18th, 2006
How many lives do you have left? all of them. i haven't even been around that long yet!
Are you spayed or neutered? yes, and not ashamed one bit! honestly, i can't even tell the difference.
what color are you? i'm like a faded orange tabby. my color isn't as deep or strong as your typical orange male, it's more of a feminine color. almost like a peach/beige color. and i have cute white paws.
Short hair or long hair? short but very thick.
Who's your best friend? my brother and sister, and my mom and dad.
How many hours of beauty sleep do you get a day? as many as i want.
Favorite place to nap? anywhere my daddy is. i will curl up into a ball and chill right there next to the mouse if i have to.
Are you an indoor or outdoor cat? indoor. i would not like living outside. it's dirty and germy and scary out there. i might like to explore the balcony a little more than my siblings, but other than that, no thank you.
What is your favorite food brand? are you kidding me? i'd eat almost any cat food! i love food. my parents always pick on me and call me a fatty. but right now i'd have to say my favorite is the only one i eat; Purina One. until mom changes it, that is.
what is your favorite toy? we have this one green feather duster looking thing on a long stick. it's sooo fun to chase and pounce on, and to attack. we have a lot of fun toys like that. oh yeah, and we also have a great 8 foot tall climbing tree that we all love to play on (and the box it came in is pretty damn cool too).
who is your hero? mom and dad.
Do you like talking pictures ? i'm like a freakin' model.
Do you get along with dogs? where we came from, there was a dog that i got along fine with. he licked all over us and everything (gross). but i didn't really like mom's dog Minnie when she came to visit. she kept picking fights with us and i kept having to spit at her.
Who would you like to meet? anyone!
What's your favorite kitty treats? anything i can get my paws on. but "fishies" are the best!
What is favorite pet store? i've never been to one...
Do you like going to the vet? not really. the one time i was there they poked me with something sharp and made me eat some nasty yellow medicine. why should i like that?
Have you ever been to jail AKA Animal shelter? me? in a shelter? never! i am way too perfect for that. ask mommy, she'll tell you!
Who is your favorite human? it's a close tie between my two parents, but if i must pick one i'm going with daddy... he lets me get away with more.
How many brother and sisters do you have?what are their names? i have one brother and one sister; Neo and Baby Girl.
Describe yourself with one word? princess.
For Cats Only
whats your name? Baby Girl
How did you get your name? mom and dad spent almost 3 days trying to decide what to name me. i don't know why they were having so much trouble with it, but in the mean time they were just calling me things like "little baby girl" or "baby girl", and eventually Baby Girl just stuck.
what's your birthday? 07/18/06
How many lives do you have left? oh gosh, i hope all of them.
Are you spayed or neutered? mommy and daddy got all three of us fixed on the same day... man we were out of it that night.
what color are you? i've been told i'm called a [very] dilute tortoiseshell. i'm mostly grey/blue with some mixed in beige colors. and i have some white on my face, chest, tummy, and paws.
Short hair or long hair? short.
Who's your best friend? my brother Neo and sister Nala. and mommy, because she has the most patience for me. and daddy.
How many hours of beauty sleep do you get a day? let's just say a lot.
Favorite place to nap? next to the computer keyboard, on top of the speakers under the desk, or on the couch.
Are you an indoor or outdoor cat? indoor. i was too scared to even go out on the balcony.
What is your favorite food brand? well i used to like Purina One, but them mom changed our food and now i think i like Dick Van Patten's Natural Balance better.
what is your favorite toy? anything that moves.
who is your hero? mom... and dad.
Do you like talking pictures ? i kind of hide from the flash sometimes, but other than that i don't mind.
Do you get along with dogs? not mommy's dog Minnie! i mean, we can co-habitate just fine, but when she comes too close i always hiss at her.
Who would you like to meet? i'm a pretty shy kitty...
What's your favorite kitty treats? Pounce fishies!
What is favorite pet store? the only one i've ever been in was Petco. that was on the first day they brought me home.
Do you like going to the vet? no. that wasn't very fun for me at all.
Have you ever been to jail AKA Animal shelter? nope! and thanks to mom, and dad, i never will. i don't think i'd survive in there anyway.
Who is your favorite human? mommy. dad's not always as understanding of my faults as she is...
How many brother and sisters do you have?what are their names? one brother, Neo, and one sister, Nala.
Describe yourself with one word? baby.