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About Me

Coming very soon, a blog whithin everyone's reach. Stories to tell; happy, good, bad, or sad. We bid a fond memorial to the good ol' days, when men were men and women were proud of it. A PLACE WHERE EVERYONE CAN DRUNK BLOG FREELY!! This one time I....... Back when I was in highschool...... The other day I....... This weekend was so much fun, we...... Whatever it may be that brings out the lush in all of us, we are here to listen to your poetic injustices and your not so poetic slurs as we delve into what is known as..... "THE DRUNK FILES."We invite you to leave comments as a mini-blog for now and visit daily for alcohol fun facts, until we get our site up and running. Salute. This profile was made at www.marksgraphichelp.com

My Interests

Jose Cuervo, Captain Morgan, Absolut, Miller, Budweiser, Coors, Jagermeister, Duck Farts and good times.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a story to tell!! This page is intended for those 21 yrs of age and older, although we can not stop you from using your freedom of speech. We here at The Drunk Files do not condone any illegal behavior of any sort. We are merely a metaphorical soundboard for entertainment purposes only. Therefore, each individual is responsible for their own actions and words.

Music:

Everthing's good to drink to.

Movies:

Movies and drinkin' don't mix.

Television:

Neither does TV.

Books:

Definetly not books, unless it's a bartenders guide.

Heroes:

Anyone who can or can't handle their liquor.

My Blog

Good Drunk Night

Drank a little too much last weekend, left the window open, and one of our pipes froze.  We had no hot water for a couple hours.  I thawed the pipe with a hairdryer and ta-dah!  Lucky a...
Posted by The Drunk Files" on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:28:00 PST

Perfect Margarita Recipe

Parrothead's Perfect Margarita 3/4 oz. of Margaritaville Tequila Oro 1/4 oz. Margaritaville Tequila Blanco Dash of Triple Sec 1 1/4 oz. Lime Juice Dash of Orange Curacao Fi...
Posted by The Drunk Files" on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:51:00 PST

Great Recipe

The following is an awesome recipe for a most delicious addition to alot of drinks. Materials needed: 1 ea 4 pound, 10 oz. jar of maraschino cherries 1 ea 5th (750ml bottle) Everclear 1 pitcher or gla...
Posted by The Drunk Files" on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST

one of many drunk blog sessions

Once upon a time I did my best to drink as much as I could.  I was 16 then and can't handle half as much now at 27.  I do like beer though,  sometimes a lot.  Beer is good......No,...
Posted by The Drunk Files" on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:33:00 PST