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Abe Lincoln, which means I'll have to build a time machine. While I'm in the past, I'll create reality TV and make a fortune. But wait, now that I think about it, that doesn't make any sense because TV wasn't invented yet. Suppose I could create reality theatre. Hmmm...not sure it'll be as popular. Well then, guess I could use the time machine again and get ahold of the first TV and bring it back and take full credit of the invention. Then I'll make that fortune. Now I face the problem of stealing the TV. Might have to steal a gun first. That's also a problem. Might have to find a knife to steal the gun I need to steal the TV. Boy, now this is getting complicated. Knife might be hard to rob a gun store owner because he probably has a gun of his own. Its obvious he owns guns....he's a gun shop owner. I'm smart enough to see that. Wish I was smart enough to just build the damn TV in the first place. But if I'm not smart enough to build a TV, how the hell could i build a time machine!..............I'd like to meet Jim Carrey. He's funny.
Anything thuggish.
Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Memento, Dumb and Dumber, Pi, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Billy Madison, Kill Bill Series, Happy Gilmore, Fight Club, Shaun of the Dead, Spider-Man 2, Batman Begins, Star Wars Trilogy, Dirty Work, Sin City, Goodfellas, Saw, Dawn of the Dead, Grindhouse, Back to the Future Trilogy
Simpsons, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Late Night With Conan O' Brian, The Office(US and UK), Stella, Seinfield, Curb Your Enthusiam, Da Ali G Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Entourage, 24, Extras. Smallville, Saturday Night Live, South Park, Sportscenter
Catcher in the Rye, Rebel Without a Crew, The Dark Knight Returns, Sin City Series, Night, Origin, Magazines
Kevin Smith, Mitch Hedberg, Stephen Colbert, Larry David, Chris Hale