Question. |
How come nobody raps about Matthew Modine anymore?
Posted by Dr. Chris on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:01:00 PST |
DMV |
I'm sitting in the DMV. This woman sitting across from me is on the phone, and crying her eyes out. Really awkward. Yes, I can hear the entire conversation. Why is she crying? Best quote ever! ... Wai...
Posted by Dr. Chris on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:31:00 PST |
iphone!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
holla attcha boy!!!!!!!!!!What a fantastic present from Steve Jobs.How did he know my birthday was in July, and how did he know exactly what I wanted?C.
Posted by Dr. Chris on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST |
Warning |
Don't put your feet up on the tables at the Giza Hookah Lounge. No matter how comfortable it might look.
Posted by Dr. Chris on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:22:00 PST |
WOW |
Last weekend I went on the worst date in the world.Ask me about it sometime.C.
Posted by Dr. Chris on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:34:00 PST |
Bathroom Attendants |
How much do you tip bathroom attendants?Do you tip them once for the evening, or each time you use the bathroom.Do you tip them more if you take a shit?what if you just go in to wash your hands?...
Posted by Dr. Chris on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:01:00 PST |
Transformers (the movie) |
Dear God,Please don't let this movie ruin everything that I hold sacred from my childhood.Thank you,your special buddy,Chris
Posted by Dr. Chris on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:06:00 PST |
When the going gets tough... |
...you should masturbate. You will feel so much better.
Posted by Dr. Chris on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:59:00 PST |
Mad Max |
So....I'm watching this flick the other night (seen it many times over), and it dawns on me......Who the fuck is going to nuke Australia?Isn't that a waste of a nuclear fucking missile?Then much to my...
Posted by Dr. Chris on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST |
HERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Somebody did me a solid and put up my film from the Howard Stern Film Festival ontoYOU TUBE.now go check it out, rate it, leave a comment, suck it easy, watch it a few times.....http://www.youtube.com...
Posted by Dr. Chris on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:50:00 PST |
