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Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

About Me

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!

My Interests

Protecting-a my Masters-a Holy Grail-a. Oh, yes, it's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)

Movies:

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets.

Books:

Taunting for Dumbies

Heroes:

Master Guy de Loimbard