(like Microphone, not "Mick" you idiot)
International Martini Assassin!
Executive Editor of Martini World!
All around renaissance man of the most downtown/uptown persuasion.
So... Welcome to my Virtual Lounge
Yah, I decided this is now my "Virtual Lounge" where we can have a drink & shoot the shit... have some fun.
Martini World!
This is an extension of www.MartiniWorld.com
Martini World! is a way of life, not just about Martinis, but mostly!
The what, where, how, when, why like...
Recipes, Reviews, History, Quotes, Music, Pictures, Links, you name it!
The final stop for all things Martini.
Not a bad gig if you can get it.
Martini Mike!
Here goes...sadly I am a former "almost famous" rock star turned professional schmoozer... er... I mean entrepeneur... photographer and WRITER!
That's all I'm saying. Thanks "Extreme", it will take "more than words" to finish this. Oh. OK. That's all I'm saying. Really. At the advice of my attorneys.
Yah, read the articles... there is mention of this here and there.
Martini World! AND Martini Mike!
Here's the scoop kids... the MySpace portion of the "online presence" will cross the delicate line between ME & MartiniWorld... fyi!
READ THE BLOGS , really I crack myself up!
So anyway, hang out awhile, tell a friend, have a good time. This is the swankiest place in the universe!
At least visit www.MartiniWorld.com "Shaking the World, One Martini at a Time"!
CURRENT WRITING PROJECTS?
Book 1 is about my 20 years or so of an attempted rise to rock stardom and where I ended up, and how.
Book 2 is about my oh so extensive love life, sprinkled with lessons & tips.
Book 3 is all about VEGAS baby! (Talk to me- I want stories and the back alley inside info.)
And I am always writing poetry. Shhhh
Some of my not so secret domains...
You Tube
Photography on Flickr
Local Blog on "Duke City Fix"
And Verbose Ramblings, take 1... ready... and... action!
I just flew in from Vegas!
Yah, my arms are tired.
Go to http://www.napkinnights.com/MartiniWorld to get on Vegas guest lists!
You never know where I will be lurking & posting a review on the website about your establishment or product.
FREE Martinis? Oh, I thought I heard something. fOcUs.
Time for another getaway.
Cabo? Monterey? NY? LA?
Lake Tahoe was smokin'! Or as Paris would say "it's HOT".
Went there to see The Killers, they cancelled.
I hit Sin City regularly...
like "Fight Club" I can't talk about it, except in my martini reviews! Oh, and now my book... no last names though!!
READ THEM. NOW. OK, a little in my articles too.
I am watching you now... Martini. Yes, and I WILL drink you... when you least expect.
Stop teasing me with those 2 perky Blue Cheese stuffed olives you extra dirty...
Are you cool enough to hang with the beautiful (?) &/or idiotic people?
Put down that cheeseburger & start shakin'!
What's that? What else about me? Shucks...
I like my women like I like my martinis...
A little dirty, a little cold and shaken? OK, that's just weird.
I especially like blondes. Redheads. Brunettes.
I was born in the year of the snake. huh. Go figure.
I have ink! One of my tats is the ancient Chinese symbol of the snake... I got in the year of the snake.
I like numbers... especially on a roulette wheel!
I was born in Alaska, I also spent 9 years of my childhood in NJ.
I'm a renaissance man. I can handle a shovel, an axe, or a fishing pole as well as a Martini!
Age doesn't matter. But I'm 27 forever!
What's that you say? I should embrace my maturity with open arms??
Just shut up & drink.
I once did a Jim Morrison tribute show around town for 6 months.
Part of my "method acting" training.
Remind me to post some of that on YouTube.
I (as an adult) have had a pet miniature goat & Iguanas.
I would take them out with me to various bar patios!
They all stunk. I just have cats & dogs now.
10 or so years ago I lived in a tent.
Then some bastards stole it!
(Yah, somewhere between Hollywood, school and now.)
Ummm...I'm an Italian Spaniard more or less.
And well maybe my blood is almost at boiling.
And so... make that a COLD Martini please!
(Um... yes, that was a hyperlink back there at "make")
Like every good spy I have a "Martini Kit", which is an aluminum briefcase I designed with all the necessary tools inside.
I have attached handcuffs to the handle as well.
Have kit, will travel.
Barry Sonnenfeld um borrowed my whole custom made kit concept!
And great job I might add!
Would you like to hear my song "Pushin' Daisies" for your new show? Just give it a bit part somewhere? Call me.
My humidor is well stocked. MonteCristos please.
There is caviar in my fridge right now and always.
Ok, it's not Russian. Sssshhhhh
What sports do I like?
Boxing, hockey, and horseracing mostly. Sometimes a round of "spot the hooker".
I like long walks in the park (with a martini).
And Tequila Sunrises.
Write me?
Thanks for visiting!
I occasionally duplicate reviews on Citysearch orEpinions.
I was a paid writer for Chowbaby.com and got bored but will sometimes still post for free!
And I am a "regular" at
http://www.vegasmessageboard.com too!
Also http://www.vegastripping.com/myvegas/members/MartiniMike/
Or http://www.lasvegastripreport.com
You may find me damn near anywhere under "martinimic" or "Martini Mike", literary whore. Martini Pimp. What's that red dot on your martini?
Lookie! CLICK HERE! Martini Mike has a Google map to all the places he has drank since he was a wee boy!
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Always coming in second, you scored as James Bond, Agent 007. ?!
James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license to kill. He drinks martinis with Martini Mike. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and is somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.
James Bond, Agent 007
96%
MARTINI MIKE, International Martini Assassin
92%
El Zorro
92%
Captain Jack Sparrow
88%
Neo, the "One"
79%
Lara Croft
67%
Indiana Jones
67%
William Wallace
67%
Maximus
63%
The Terminator
63%
The Amazing Spider-Man
25%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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UPDATED PLAYLIST 05/18/08