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Martini BombsHELL WxDx

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About Me

If YoU aReNt A wIcKeD dAmE yOu AiNt ShIt
:aBout me:
name Martini BombsHELL
birthday 3-24-83
height 5'4"
hair color dark brown
eye color hazel
piercings yes
tatoos yes
boyfriend/girlfriend Yes I heart him!
most overused phrase You suck!
:favOriteS:
type of food Cafe Zia, sushi, Mexican
snack anything yummy
candy chocolate
drink dirty Ketel One martini
color pink
number 3
:thiS oR that:
water or milk water- you can never have too much
soup or salad salad
white or wheat white
mcdonalds or burger king neither
chocolate or vanilla depends
pepsi or coke coca cola
coffee or hot chocolate both
summer or winter Summer!!!
dogs or cats dogs
scary movies or funny movies funny
kiss or hug both
love or money Love
real world or road rules neither
morning or night night
breakfast or dinner dinner
:my:
bedtime whenever I feel so inclined
first thoughts when waking up I'm tired or hungover
fears dying lonely and alone
heritage Ukrainian/Swedish
best friends Rob, The Wicked Dames, Jillian, Tyger, Noe, Teddy, my Mama
most missed memory I can't remember
best physical feature all of them
:have i ever?:
been drunk all the time
smoked yes
shoplifted yes
stolen anything yes
been dumped lately yes
kissed the opposite sex yes
skinny dipped yes
:in the opposite sex:
hair color dark brown or black
short or long short
eye color green or blue
height taller than me in heels
hot or cute both
:random:
single or group dating group- YaY orgies!!!
how i want to die loved
any regrets? yes
smoke no
drink yes
been in love yes
sing yes
want to get married yes
age you want to get married before I'm 30
want kids yes
have ur future kids names planned out sorta
been to the mall lately yes
been to the beach lately no
shower daily yes
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,
and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it
off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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How evil are you?
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 20%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Lust: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic. How Sinful Are You?..

My Interests

dancing, theatre, travel, loud music, Ukrainian functions, esthetics, my friends, greasy boys, old cars, antiques, my record collection, burlesque, karaoke, anything tiki, fun, laughs, good times

I'd like to meet:

Quentin Tarantino, Jon Bon Jovi, Bobby Fantasy, Sergei Fedorov, William Petersen, The Swami, Dwight Yoakam! (Mmmm!)

Music:

Bobby Fantasy, Manu Chao, Van Hunt, Big Time Operator, The Fitness, 1960's girl groups, Motown, The Swami Soundsystem, exotica, lounge, rockabilly, punk, hair metal, old country, ska, swing, classic rock, jazz, blues, Ukrainian polka bands, 80's, surf, musical theatre, electropop, garage, soul, Oi!, traditional reggae, psychobilly, what I like to call Fashion Techno

Movies:

Pulp Fiction; Ghost World; Breakfast at Tiffany's; old MGM musicals; Swing Kids; Center Stage; James Bond movies; The Rocketeer; West Side Story; Crybaby; Taras Bulba; My Big Fat Greek Wedding; Back to the Future; Austin Powers; Blues Brothers; Newsies; Goonies; The Wanderers; Faster, Pusscat! Kill, Kill!; Sin City; High School Confidential!; The Red Violin; Switchblade Sisters; old burlesque movies; porn; Showgirls (Hey, we all have a guilty pleasure!)

Television:

Viva La Bam, Wundershowzen, Jackass, Team Sanchez, Turner Classic Movies, I Love Lucy, I Dream of Jeannie, the original Batman, Sex and the City, Miami Ink, Inked, CSI, VH1 clip shows, Punky Chips Ahoy commercial!!

Books:

The Bad Girl's Guides, Foxfire, Ghost Drum, The Murad Method, old pulp fiction novels from the 50's, art books, The Grapes of Wrath, 1984, Brave New World, The Bombshell Manual of Style, The Outsiders, Vixens of Vinyl, On the Road, The Feminine Mystique, The Prince, Audrey Style, Fahrenheit 451

Heroes:

She Ra, Wonder Woman, Gloria Steinem, Betty Friedan, Rima the Jungle Girl, The Swami, my grandparents

My Blog

1984

    I just watched the youtube clip of that student being tazered for peacefully displaying his right to free speech, and I am so incredibly angry right now! Regardless of whether I agr...
Posted by Martini BombsHELL WxDx on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:11:00 PST

Analogy Time

I feel like a doughnut; sweet and enjoyable at first, but then just decadent and detrimental in the end, with nothing but a big hole in the middle.  Or sometimes I feel like I'm just the appetize...
Posted by Martini BombsHELL WxDx on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 02:07:00 PST

A Complete Woman

   Ashlee, this is for you!!!     Lately I've been encountering a lot of people stating that a woman is not a full or complete woman unless she has children.  I don'...
Posted by Martini BombsHELL WxDx on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 01:09:00 PST

Society's Past; Where's Our Future?

    I get so frustrated at the ignorance and lack of culture in people.  Especially when it comes to Pop Culture.  I'll make a reference to something that I think is commonly ...
Posted by Martini BombsHELL WxDx on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:21:00 PST

Radio S.O.S.

    I'm so angry over the status of radio lately.  I just read this Rolling Stone article where K-ROCK, New York's primary rock station changed its format to hip hop, and here in S...
Posted by Martini BombsHELL WxDx on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:28:00 PST

To All of My Friends

    I'm so glad I have wonderful friends.  Friends who are intelligent.  Friends who think for themselves.  Friends with their own style.  Friends with their own opi...
Posted by Martini BombsHELL WxDx on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 01:10:00 PST

Energy Drinks and Esthetics

    You know what I think is quite interesting?  Energy drinks.  All they are are B vitamins and caffeine.  I take a B complex vitamin daily and usually have a cup of cof...
Posted by Martini BombsHELL WxDx on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 12:14:00 PST

Fuck Cheaters!

    So the other day this guy comes into my work driving a Lambourghini Gallardo.  You can tell he's one of those rich guys that has TERRIBLE taste cuz even though his clothes are ...
Posted by Martini BombsHELL WxDx on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 02:29:00 PST

Friend vs. Fiend

    I honestly think my favorite thing to do alone is to make myself a tropical drink in a tiki mug, put on an exotica record, and kick back!  I also realized something last night....
Posted by Martini BombsHELL WxDx on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:27:00 PST

The Nectar Nut

     I created a wonderful new drink last night.  I didn't have anything to mix with Malibu at first, so I grabbed a Kern's Mango Nectar juice box and mixed it with that and a...
Posted by Martini BombsHELL WxDx on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 06:35:00 PST