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About Me

If you already know me you know who I am and what Im about. If you dont...Here goes...LIKES:Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, Pizza, Horror Movies, Raider football, my awesome dog Seamus, video games, live music, fights that end in knockouts, lip rings, Fiji Water, 2 Buck Chuck, MMA, UFC, PrideFC, pinball, comic books, garlic on EVERYTHING, rollercoasters, drunken guitar hero, eyeliner, Scooby Doo, the color black, going to the movies, hip bones, fake blood, drunken sing-a-longs, beer pong,singing loudly while driving, your head on a stick....DISLIKES: drama, insecure people, jealousy, R&B music, the fact that my job gives me a RIDICULOUS farmer tan, scratched dvds, fights that end in a decision, not having any furniture, Scrappy Doo, cellulite, people that hate the Raiders just because its a trend, 100s of posters but no wallspace, people who talk to the screen at the movies, clowns, sleeping, writing myspace profiles that actually make me sound like an interesting person... Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

Im interested in you....No really...Youre SO fascinating...

I'd like to meet:

Braineaters, Alcoholics, Turbojugends, Ninjas, Pirates, Bettys, Greasers, Punks, Skins, Gorehounds, Guitar Heroes, Goths, Spooky People, anyone who knows who Tom Savini is, the Bride of Frankenstein, That one girl, and YOU.

Music:

Old school punk...Rockabilly/Psychobilly...Old school country...Horrorpunk...Heavy Metal....Black Metal...80s...oldies...goth/industrial...I listen to just about everything except for R&B. I love live music and going to see local bands play! You can usually find me drunk in the front row singing along and being a nuisance.

Movies:

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profileI am a bit obsessed with Horror Movies...Old Universal black and whites...50 and 60s Hammer...70s sleaze...80s slashers....Italian gore with those HORRIBLE keyboard soundtracks...Even a few of the new remakes. I love it all. As long as there is a dude with a power tool chasing a half naked girl through the woods Im happy.Also a fan of crappy 80s action movies...You know, the ones with a dude with a feathered mullet with unlimited ammo running around shooting foreign people causing explosions that he jumps away from in slow motion.

Television:

My favoritest show EVER is Scooby Doo. Hands down the greatest show ever made....period. Other than that I like Smallville and Heroes and whatever else nerds tend to be watching these days...Oh and Cartoons with giant robots in them. Yay giant robots! I love MMA fighting. UFC, Pride, WEC, etc etc etc... Metalocalypse...because cartoons need to be more METAL...And of course Raider football...Lakers Basketball...Padres Baseball...and Kings Hockey!

Books:

Do comic books count?

Heroes:

Jerry Only, Eerie Von, Nikki Sixx, Gene Simmons, Anton Lavey, Matt Skiba, Glenn Danzig, Frankenstein, Johnny Cash, and whoever invented beer.

My Blog

And the award for best girl hiding from a masked killer in a Horror Movie goes to...

Okay...I understand that there is a fair amount of T and A in any horror film you see...It's expected...hell it's APPRECIATED. I like boobs as much as the next guy...(scratch that I like em MORE)ANYWA...
Posted by Kenn Anything on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:33:00 PST

Public service announcement for all MEN

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'Th...
Posted by Kenn Anything on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:08:00 PST

If you are my friend and you have my phone number...

Get fucked up and call me tonight! That way I wont feel like a lame asshole when I call YOU!! The RULES of DRUNK DIALING! 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times i...
Posted by Kenn Anything on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:35:00 PST

The 86 Rules of DRINKING!

The 86 Rules of DRINKING. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferablyduring happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance t...
Posted by Kenn Anything on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:36:00 PST

This song used to scare the crap out of me when I was a little kid...

I dunno why...but this short song always scared the crap out of me when I was a wee little Anything....then after dark when I went to bed I was scared the Bunyip was gonna come out of the shadows and ...
Posted by Kenn Anything on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:10:00 PST

Join the Navy Today!

Those commercials never show what you REALLY do the first 3 years of your career!The real Navy Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Kenn Anything on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:58:00 PST

The Kenn Anything Diet Plan

You can have a body just like mine in just a few short weeks! Here's how! I accept cash or money orders...no checks...or you can just buy me a PBR!PBR - Nutrition Add to My Profile | Mor...
Posted by Kenn Anything on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST

Never ever ever EVER take a chick to the video store....EVER.

Hell I only go down the horror movie aisle anyways...but damn this totally made me laugh because I have been this dude before...notice how he heads to action and she heads to drama...yeah there are ex...
Posted by Kenn Anything on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:34:00 PST