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They say you can't turn a bad girl good. But once a good girl's gone bad, she's gone forever.Getting into beer brawls with scientologists at The Rancho, wandering the streets of Los Angeles in a drunken haze with my delightful, and yet equally irresponsible friends. Making and eating nachos, shaving my pubes into fun shapes, and I try to fall in love at least once a day.
Marlon Muddatruckin Brando and YOUR hot older brother.^v^
I take my rock 'N' roll Doggy Style. Keep that shit raw.
Radio Days, The Graduate, most porn, Sunset Boulevard, They Live, The Godfather, ZOMBI 2, Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven Of Bliss, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Sideways, The Loveless, Anal Thunder (four hours of ass ramming men), My Girl. ^V^
The glorious array of Susanne Sommers infomercials, Antiques Roadshow and Anthony Bourdain No Reservations.
If people had any clue how much time I actually spend by myself, reading... my true nerd'dom would thus be exposed.... and we can't have that.
Abby, for allowing me to photo document the human consumption of the Mc Rib, and also for figuring out how to make cheese dip out of KRAFT Singles! White Trash-a-licious! Jana simply for the mid party AB-crunch..spatula spankings..dance-party-make-out-sesh's..and the "woo". Courtney, for rubbing some creepy dude's shlong with MY tube of Burts Bees chapstick in the girl's bathroom at TINY'S, hence giving it AIDS, which left me no other choice but to throw it away. And last but not least, myself, for accidently making fun of a retarded chick to her face, and buying my one-way express ticket to Hell.