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Miss Firecracker (one-woman band)

Kazoo Playing 101: Hum into the big hole!

About Me

If Minnie Pearl and Mrs. Robinson got together one day and knocked back a few too many Vodka Gimlets, and out of the alcohol tinged haze popped a love child, and, well, right away that love child needed her mouth washed out with soap, but the problem is, she loves the taste of Lifebuoy... that's Miss Firecracker.

Miss Firecracker has a guitar, a silver snare, a shiny black bass drum, and a burning desire to be the mistress of her own musical destiny and sing songs about pickles and pussy.....cats. She also has a foxy conversion van ready to ride to a town near you.

Miss Firecracker will make you laugh, blush, applaud, and beg at her knees for more.
Folsom Prison Glee Club

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/1/2006
Band Website: Nothing yet!
Band Members: Miss Firecracker. That's it. Just me.
Influences: Pete Yorko One Man Band, Al Foul, Leslie and the LYs, The Del Rubio Triplets, Bo Carter, Hillbilly Varmints, Ruth Wallis, Lynn Marie the Polka Queen, Candye Kane, Esmerelda Strange. Bog Log III makes me pee my pants out of glee.

Bands I have had the honor of playing with include: Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival, the Legendary Stardust Cowboy, the Limbs, the Slow Poisoner, the Amazing Charlie Baker Boys, the Cliks, Go Robot, the Boneyard Brawlers, Highway 13, the Lords of the Highway, Horror of 59, Sky Chief, the Struttin' Cocks, the Silvertones, the Whiskey Daredevils... oh ham, I'm sure I missed some, nothing personal I just get distracted easily.... hey! tin foil!
Sounds Like: Sounds like heaven, if your idea of heaven includes bawdy, toe-tapping good fun.
Record Label: RVG Music
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Check out this video: Folsom Prison Glee Club

76+ cans of beer, 22 oz of Smirnoff Ice, 1 bottle of Tullamore Dew, and a buncha rowdy inmates singin' like their parole depended on it!This is a little peek behind the scenes while I was recording m...
Posted by Miss Firecracker (one-woman band) on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:25:00 PST

The Contest Winner!

Hello, sweethearts!Oh man oh man, my little head is still spinning from the night of the My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult show!  Crazy weird bill for yours truly, but turned out to be a really g...
Posted by Miss Firecracker (one-woman band) on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:45:00 PST

Name My CD

I need your help!  I have this brand spankin' new cd in the works, and it has no name.  Nothing, nada, not even a working title.So, I'm having a "Name My CD" contest.  Send me your best...
Posted by Miss Firecracker (one-woman band) on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:48:00 PST

The Pussyfoot Girls

Hello, cats and kittens,I wanted to just let you know that sadly, I'm hanging up my dancing shoes and no longer performing with the Pussyfoot Girls.  Being a Pussyfoot Girl since the very beginni...
Posted by Miss Firecracker (one-woman band) on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:53:00 PST

Happy Summer!

Hello!Happy Summer - finally!  Any good plans?  Anything I shouldn't miss?  Let me know, I hate feeling left out!I've been having a great time so far this year, meeting some great peopl...
Posted by Miss Firecracker (one-woman band) on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:44:00 PST

Quiet Bob’s

My oh my! Yours truly made her first appearance at Quiet Bob's this past Saturday! Thanks to everyone who came out to sing along, kazoo along, stomp feet.... however you participated, thank you!Uncl...
Posted by Miss Firecracker (one-woman band) on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:42:00 PST

Youngstown, Ohio

I was just sitting around making a list of things I like (I am a chronic list maker.  If you want to make me happy, let me write you a list of something.) and one thing on it that you might not h...
Posted by Miss Firecracker (one-woman band) on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:02:00 PST

Lots to be happy about

Wake up!  Nap time's over!  At least for now.  If you're lucky enough to have today off, and have some leftover turkey in your fridge, well, then maybe nap time isn't far off again!&nbs...
Posted by Miss Firecracker (one-woman band) on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:17:00 PST

No publicity is bad publicity!

The Youngstown Vindicator ran this foxy story about yours truly and tomorrow nights "Travelling Smut Tour" stop in Youngstown.  Thanks to John Benson for writing it!  Read it and weep... wit...
Posted by Miss Firecracker (one-woman band) on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:01:00 PST

What some men will do with their pickles!

With my own special love of the pickle, this story caught my eye!  What some fellas will do with pickles!Guess they weren't the sweet variety ... Man gets one year probation in pickle-assault cas...
Posted by Miss Firecracker (one-woman band) on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 04:17:00 PST