I like: T-O-Double-D, SHARKS, The Pussyfoot Girls and Jump In The Sac events, puffins, fassssssst rockabilly, cowboy culture, cat fights, belt buckles, taxidermy, celeb gossip, drinking contests, CLEVELAND, drafting, goofy tattoos, surf music, Jim Halpert, cars with fins, magazines, pompadors-n-luchadors, painting, drive-ins, creepy stuff, rockin' out-n-makin' out, lists, awards shows, local dives, SHAG, domestic beer, bowling some balls, cuttin' a rug, PUPPETS, horror movies and cult films, dentistry, cocktail drums and accordions, morning breath, jukeboxes, Hugh Hefner, ROBOTS, crushes, 70s and 80s easy listening, cooking, pinball machines and Ms. Pac-Man, text messaging, and NASCAR.
I do NOT like: ANY jazz, traffic, doing dishes, bands that cover 'Folsom Prison', peanut butter and/or pineapples, a-symmetrical bangs, kung-fu movies or historical documentaries, Angelina Jolie, being in wet clothes, bleach blondes, driving in the snow, sore throats, most (but not all) female vocalists, the color orange, 'Requiem For a Dream', all varieties of birds, and fake tans.
I'd like to meet:
Jerks, zombies, ninjas, jive-suckers, smart mouths, rebels and fools.
Music:
Anything on the ol' Ipod! Rockabilly, 50s and 60s rock-n-roll, easy listening, psychobilly, garage, surf, radio pop, cover bands, kitchy rap, soundtracks, and musicals it can hold.
Movies:
QT, John Waters and Tim Burton!!! WILL FERREL! Gringdhouse, Superbad, Poltergeist, Saturday the 14th, Clue, Goonies, Beetlejuice, Walk the Line, Romper Stomper, Wet Hot American Summer, Kill Bill, Bye Bye Birdie, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Jaws, Emmet Otter's Jug Band Chrsitmas, Royal Tennenbaums, Ocean's Eleven, Snatch, Suicide Kings, Surf's Up...I'm a movie whore!
Television:
THE OFFICE, Futurama, Pushing Daisies, America's Next Top Model, Girls Next Door, Gilmore Girls, ACE OF CAKES, The Oblongs, Family Guy, Freaks and Geeks, LA Ink, Family Jewels, The State, Project Runway, Top Chef, Robot Chicken, Brak Show, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Grey's Anatomy, Undeclared, live awards shows, cooking shows, NASCAR.
Books:
REAL ULTIMATE POWER by Robert Hamburger!!! Select Chuck Palahniuk (Invisible Monsters, Choke, Haunted), ANY "Complete Idiot's Guide", The Snakepit Book, The Bell Jar, Creepy Suzie, The Melacholy Death of Oyster Boy, Outsiders, Cathcher in the Rye, Go Ask Alice, Black Coffee Blues, State By State With The State, Anatomy Coloring Book.
Currently reading : "King Dork" by Dr. Frank!
Heroes:
JIM HALPERT!! Robert Hamburger, Liam Lynch, The Girlfriends, Tim Burton, Duff Goldman, H&O!
