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Hobbes

I'm a bit bitey.

About Me

I come from the hard, gritty streets of Cleveland. "Adopted" by my captors Bobzilla and Camevil from the local APL in October 2005, I spend most of my time slowly breaking down their spirit by asserting my authority as the dominant destructive force that I am. I like to twist the blade by acting cute occasionally--the subsequent confused, anguished look on their faces pleases me greatly.When I'm not busy destroying furniture and drawing blood, I like to play leap frog with my roommate, Sebastian , the other cat. He's the bottom.Many have tried to tame me. All have failed.

My Interests

Biting furniture. Eating string. Biting hands that feed me. Flooding the bathroom. Operating electronic devices. Destroying computers. Biting feet. Hoarding toys. Fetching milk rings. Nursing on clothing. Biting.

I'd like to meet:

Nietzsche.

Music:

*pffft*

Movies:

I'm known to knock down stacks of DVD's on my climb to the top of the speakers.

Books:

The corners are good for chewing.

My Blog

Chawoowoo Woes

Those hairless monkeys, B & C, are talking about bringing a dog into the compound.  A small, yippie thing, like one of those smooshie-faces they call  "pughs."  *rolls eyes*Now, you...
Posted by Hobbes on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:25:00 PST