Generate your own contact table!
Myspace LayoutsTake the quiz:Sleeping, playing, doing the "Dachshund", chasing lizards, humping everything in sight, treats, people food, Science Diet, cold water (not to swim in!!), chewing beds and shoes (especially mommy's high heels) chasing cats...
Any single females for a good time!! Dudes, too. But don't try to scoop on any of my bitches!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Miniature Dachshund
What is your name? Max
What other nicknames do you have? Maxie, Maximillian Doggie, Mad Max
What is your favorite treat? Popcorn
What would your owner describe you as? The Stay-Puft Marshmallow man, Mr. Lova Lova
What is the funniest thing you have done? Dragged the Thanksgiving Turkey off of the table
What is the bravest thing you have done? Bitten my ex-human dad for yelling at my mommy
Yes or No
Are you neutered? No, still got my two jewels
Are you a social animal? Yes. I love everybody
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Yes.Chewing on mommy's bed
Are you friendly? Yes, I'll go with anybody who offers a treat
Are you overweight? No, stocky but full of muscle
Do you like warm milk? Yes!!!
Do you eat cheese? Yes!!! Gorgonzola is the best!!
Do you eat bugs? Ewwwww no!!! I just play with them until they have a heart attack
Do you live with other animals? Lots of them!!
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? No, not really. I like outside when the sun is out to sun myself
Do you like to exercise? Yes. Running and chasing my brothers, sisters and doggie parents is best!!
Do you like car rides?
Do you get into stuff? Always
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Yes, I think she'
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Mommy is #1. I don't have a human daddy
Do you like to swim? No...
Do you chase laser pen dots? Those are for chumps
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? I love mommy more than life itself!!
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Generate your own contact table!
Anything by Three Dog Night, and Piper and Scooter of course!! My mom played a song the other day that I thought was cool...Atomic Dog by George Clinton. I danced with her to that!! It was wicked cool!!
Must Love Dogs, Dog Day Afternoon, Benji, Air Bud, Homeward Bound, Turner and Hootch, Lady and the Tramp, 101 Dalmatians.
Westminster Dog Show, Underdog,Lassie, any program on Animal Planet that features dogs of course!!
Marley and Me, by John Grogan. Dachshund books are #1
My mommy, Disney's Pluto, Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, Hootch, Benji The rescue doggies that help police and firemen in disasters, Astro, my doggie mom and dad and all my sisters and brothers!