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Uter J. Brotin

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a dog who thinks and types words. I then form these words into sentences with which I communicate my ideas and emotions. My lungs are elongated so that it is easier for me to breathe while burrowing in fox dens. It also comes in handy while sleeping under the covers. I like to bite the vacuum cleaner.I also have super powers!

Uter vs. The Gopher

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Snausage Wars

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Rumble with the Roomba

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Adventures with Uter

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Utergeist

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My Interests

I like to lick stuff, like my butt, and things that my butt is sitting on. My new little bro, Tony...

I'd like to meet:

Any dog (male or female) who will let me mount them. I'd give anything to find a monkey that would ride me like a horse. And by that I mean with a saddle and harness and and astronaut suit and stuff like that. It'd have to be a really short-legged monkey, though.Oh! And Willy Wonka because my mom always tells me that one day she and I will be seen in Wonkavision.

Music:

Polka. GOD! I can't believe I have to pee again!

Movies:

The Most Beautiful Camel Toe, The Blue Lagoon, Soy Sauce and the Secret Handshake, THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION!!! The Amalgamation of Wit and Skilled Tastebuds.

Tony and the Magic Cookie Jar

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Television:

The Simpsons

Books:

German for Dummies - I'm getting back to my roots

Heroes:

Anyone else who pees and poops outside. And this dog...

My Blog

I've been tagged. Bark!

I've been tagged. Bark! Category: GamesI've Been Tagged -- Bark!Here are the rules: You have been selected (or tagged if you will). Now, you have to tell 6 odd or not so odd facts about yourself, and ...
Posted by Uter J. Brotin on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:19:00 PST

I tasted a rat today.

It was still alive when I found it, but covered with ants. Then I just went for it! I put it in my mouth, possibly rupturing an eyeball in the process. Then it twitched so I dropped it and barked at i...
Posted by Uter J. Brotin on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 12:48:00 PST

Cat Poo!!!

I Love to eat cat poo! It's soooo delicious and high in protein. It makes my breath smell so nice! I love to kiss my mom and steve after a snack. ps- I really don't like cat poo that much, but I ...
Posted by Uter J. Brotin on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 11:53:00 PST

dood

i'm posting a blog!
Posted by Uter J. Brotin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST