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There is no Dana. Only Zool

thereisnodanaonlyzool

About Me

Mochi and my pictures

My Interests


Games Provided By Blinkyou.com

I'd like to meet:

Phil Hendrie, Bruce Campbell, Bob Barker, and of course Whiplash, the Cowboy Monkey...

Music:

very little

Movies:

Back and Forth Forever. The Gods Must be Crazy

Television:

Three's Company.. but I hate that Terri bitch

Books:

Only if it's about the anus

Heroes:

Uter

My Blog

A message to my friends and people who I like to stalk online

If you have a lot of crap on your page (i.e. extra pictures, video, music, backgrounds, fancy graphics, etc.) please take a look at your own profile. It's really annoying when I'm trying to stalk you ...
Posted by There is no Dana. Only Zool on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:26:00 PST

Pillow update update

I've gone back to my old pillow. That memory foam one was just too tall for my little neck. It just wasn't cohesive to my sleeping positions.
Posted by There is no Dana. Only Zool on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:39:00 PST

Pillow Update

I can't write anymore haikus about my pillow because I finally got a new one. It's one of those fancy astronaut memory foam pillows that emits toxic chemicals into your lungs when you apply pressure. ...
Posted by There is no Dana. Only Zool on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST

Dead People who I'd like to meet

I will update this list periodically....or as more people die. Carl Sagan Shel Silverstein Bob Barker  
Posted by There is no Dana. Only Zool on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:19:00 PST

Pillow Haikus Continued

My pillow is flat; It's original case is gone from the wear of love My pillow is at Steve's The place where I spend my nights; I miss it always Pillow, I love you! You know, you deserve...
Posted by There is no Dana. Only Zool on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:35:00 PST

haikus about my pillow

Oh! Sweet sweet pillow! You are so old and dirty There is no other     Onto my pillow Sleep millions of tiny bugs; They crawl in my ears     With me since a child I refuse to give ...
Posted by There is no Dana. Only Zool on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 12:18:00 PST