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About Me

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Goodbye Beautiful
♥♥ *~*3/2/84-4/19/06*~* ♥♥
Monira,Ill always love you.Thank you for all the wonderful years we had together.Thank you for helping through one of the most difficult times in my life.thank you for making me feel worth something. Goodbye for now my beautiful friend,you'll be in my heart forever
I miss you so much
"So when this time of sadness and tragedy surcomes itself and passes, and the next time we feel like smiling, smile for Monira."
For my Baby Girl Jayna, one of the funniest, smartest,bravest kids i have ever known..
READ DISCLAIMER:
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apparently my page takes lightyears to load,im totally aware i have a lot of pictures.A LOT! ill probably continue to addd even more! i love pictures so...yah...deal with it
or dont look...i could care less either way
Playboy Mansion
La DI DA DI Labor day party! at tom green's :]
I'm Agnostic
and if that makes me a "bad" person, so be it
i fuckin LOVE cheese!! twil be the death of me, everything should be covered in it, PERIOD THE END!
i have a year round nasty ass bathing suit tan cuz im a life guard and the worlds best swim teacher!
i miss my best friend
I dig Smelly guys,hot chicks and Rock N Roll
i make portraits
SCreen names:UncleJESSESGRL,RxBanditsChik,Frmr80sChildStar (im NEVER on though)
Call me crazy,but id ♥love♥ to see what Ellen Degeneres is like in the sack...
I LOVE Steve Carell!!
I know EVERYword to "ice ice baby" and yes, i am proud of that
i do not tolerate animal cruelty in the least
I think C.C. Deville is SEXY
better not lie to me or bad things happen
Im a sucker for girls with dark hair and light eyes
I HATE rap and R&B
I find Chris Pontius
(Jackass/Wild Boyz) to be extremley sexy
Im a mover and a shaker
I was told all of Kevin Bacon's secrets..
Bill and Teds Bogus Journey is a part of me
I want a house with a stripper pole
I love my gay boyfriends
I think Carlos Mencia and Dane cook are a disgrace and a sad sad sorry excuse for "comedy"
I like dancing on beds..and by dancing i mean...DANCING!
i want to go on tour and be one of Rob Zombie's dancers,Or Aaron Carter's Backup dancer..that would kick ASS!
"have you ever had to give up something special,for the scars that you'd gain?have you ever felt so high,that when you came down you broke inside?"
i like goats
hungry for a lil NussBaum
butterface?..
Once upon a time
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No one has ever made my heart race so much while kissing as you
its all in the eyes..primal urges arise ;)
♥i miss you my angel♥
Heatin up with Heather!!

I will eat your soul..

James and i halloween 05
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...take my picture by the pool...
cuz im the next BIG thing!
rockstar Ryland...on the set of Reel Big Fish's new video for "dont start a band" they asked me to be 'Avril'
We're all sinners after all...

Yuuuummmo
In the words of Jim Morrison,"music is your ONLY friend.....until the end"

My Interests

Music
art
IAN SOMERHALDER
ROCK N ROLL
concerts
talking to trees
Pet Strores
♥PAMELA ANDERSON!!♥
music
mischief
I eat a lot
i sleep a lot
swimming
Im a big lazy ass
Im stupidly stubborn
Im an idiot for stuffed animals
ANDY DICK!
STEVE CARELL!!
CRISPEN GLOVER
Kathy GRiffin
Calvin and Hobbes
Johnny Depp
random dancing
my 3 beautiful guitars
MY BANJO!
MUSIC
CHRIS FARLEY!!
SurFinG
JOHN STAMOS
Skateboarding
I love me my GAYS!
art
drawing in my sketch book
Painting
rrrreading
nanimals
Religious Debates
Listening
Bagpipes
didgeredoos
Animal Planet
Classic Rock
♥Playboy♥
laughing/making people laugh
kids
Alex Greenwald
Pee Wee Herman
my 65 stang
Classic Rock
Vintage /thrift store crap
JESSICA RABBIT!!
baths
facial expressions
humor
being with someone that makes me smile
Tim Curry
Hot Chicks-*Rose McGowan, ~ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO/Shannyn Sossamon,LAcey Chabert*
Strip Clubs
JENNA JAMESON
Hookah bars
Fruit Loops
PaUlY ShOrE
looking at the moon
!Adam Corolla!!
Stupid Comedies
Loveline
Eating
Shooting Stars
musicians
Back to the future
lame-o's
Long Boards
Mermaids
the ocean
Marine Bio
Vampires
Being a Weirdo
getting butterflies
taking stupid pictures
SuRfiNg
Mind altering drugs
....jumpin off Cliffs-yah know-kill myself.. test

I'd like to meet:

John Stamos
seriously, it would be OVER for me!

ROSE MCGOWAN-my GODDESS
PERFECTION

SExiest bitch ALIVE PERIOD!

Jim Sturgess

oh the things i would do to this beautiful british man

this goes w/o saying..
Chris Farley

Music:

The Doors
JOEY LAWRENCE!! (dont hate,his album is AMAZING!)
♥JESSICA BURGAN!♥
CLassic rock
SKA SKA SKA
BlueGrass
Chris BAtstones unnamed band
RxBandits
Led Zepplin
Ac/Dc
The Doors
Queen
The Rolling Stones
GOGOL BORDELLO
Pat Benatar
The Ramones
The Vandals!
Joan Jett and the blackhearts
The Clash
Billy Idol
Generation X
Devil Doll
ANDREW W.K
Sweet
ELO
Jefferson Airplane
REEL BIG FISH
Suburban Legends
FogHat
AARON CARTER
zz top
Kansas
morning wood
Throw Rag
Bob Marley
the Living end
MIKA
the police
Guns N Roses
Herman's hermits
The Kinks
The Zombies
The Violent Femmes
Dogs Die in Hot Cars!
the international noise conspiracy
The Sounds
MoRnInG WoOd
Jimi Hendrix
The Runaways
Rush
J.geils Band
Journey
Depeche mode
Cheap Trick
Motley Crue
Elton JOhn
The Cars
Boston
The Cure
Sahara Hot Nights
Nerf Herder
Save FErris
Culture club
Letters to cleo
2ge+her
van morrison
Franz Ferdinand
stray cats
grand funk railroad
bad company
the guess who
stealers wheel
Ashley parker angel
loverboy
Less then Jake
Styx
Soft Cell
Devo
OIngo Boingo
Deff Leppard
Quite riot
the toadies
Blue Oyster Cult
Pink Floyd
Duran Duran
Poison
whitesnake
T Rex
CCR
Foreigner
David Bowie
Ah Ha
Red Hot Chilli Peppers(old stuff)
Hot Hot Heat
Placebo
The DaRkNeSs
Phantom PLanet(remember the days when they actually played stuff of "PP is missing"? good ol days....)
Vanilla Ice
The Von Bondies
Flogging Molly
Metric
The Hives
The strokes
Throw Rag
Ozma
The Kids of Widney High
Elvis
Sublime(40 ozs)
Slow Gherkin
For PEtes Sake
Low pressure
ocean 11
The Beatles
steppen wolf
thekillers
Van Halen
the specials
madness
breakfast in america
The beach boys
Jefferies Fan Club
Bosstones
Dance Hall Crashers
Tsunami Bomb
anything on the oldies stations
...80s music...mainlybasically classic rock/oldies

Movies:

Detroit rock city!!!!!
40 year old virgin
(i LOVE steve carell!)
The'Burbs
Sisterhood of the traveling pants (shut up, its GOOD!)
Crybaby
50 first dates
The wedding singer

anything that can make me laugh!!
FUCK "chick flicks"

Television:

SIMPSONS

TRUELIFE
The office
Kathy Griffin
Chelsea Handler!!
ROCK OF LOVE
i love new york2
The Soup!(joel Mchale is amazing)
CHEATERS
The girls Next door

Books:

Heroes:

*Rodney Sheppard
-my hero,teacher,inspiration
this man saved me-and im forever greatful*

Mony,i'll miss her everyday,and that laugh..they took you away but you'll be with me forever

Miss Miley

Jim for making my soul feel ALIVE and FREE amoungst other things ;]

Matt Foley

THIS BITCH! AMEN JJ!

Jessica RabbitChris Farley,Freddy Mercury,Jimmy Page,Warren Fitzgerald,Jessica Rabbit,my mommy,Matt Groening....oh and the fuckin ice cream man

This kid DUH! by far one of the most amazing things I HAVE EVER SEEN!
WATCH THIS! WATCH THIS! WATCH THIS! WATCH THIS!!
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My Blog

The music video i was avril in for Reel Big Fish

sure, it was only for a few seconds(damn disneyland for not giving me BOTH days off),but i had a blast! the guys are so awesome. the video turned out hilarious. Check out the man screaming into the ph...
Posted by Avril on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:42:00 PST

Pictures! Crazy day with the boys at Universal Studios!!

went with litterally three of my absolute favorite adorable boys..its fun being hag for the day..esp with these crazy guys.. Anthony,JOrge, and cute and little aka Jason. One of the best days i ...
Posted by Avril on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:46:00 PST

Halloween 05 PICTURES-Pamela Anderson and KId Rock

some of these are blurry...i hate that...if Any of you crazy kids want me to send you any of these pictures, send me your email and which ones you want.I apologize for taking so long to post these!the...
Posted by Avril on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 11:38:00 PST

Pictures..The Old lAdy and i visiting Ye land of DOOM!

i hate sending pics through photobucket cuz they turn out all blurry and sick..oh wellwell heres our visit back to see the family...we missed you all so much!! let me know if any of you Disney kids wa...
Posted by Avril on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 06:45:00 PST

WHOLE LOTTA PICTURES! bday shindig! come look or ill cut you

ookay HERE they are! there are TONS! TONS! PIctures from the Bday shindig of all your crazy asses at Fridays! Thank you Danielle for giving me such a fabulous party and the best fucking birthday EVER!...
Posted by Avril on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Halloween/knotts 04 PICTURES!!! LOOK DAMMIT!!!

♥pretty silhouettesee..i DO own something pink..hottest pixies EVER!Georgies Pimpin!hey now...whats that in your boobs?? :) YAH BABY!Poor Justin..he was freeeezing! but such an adorable Sailor!...
Posted by Avril on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Living End at Chain!!

Ohhhhh my frikin Depp!! I just home from seeing the AMAZING.....THE LIVING END!! You HAVE To know the living end. they became popular wheni was in 8th grade? so..98 i wanna say, with their break out s...
Posted by Avril on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My true life experience with GOD....by the name of JOHNNY DEPP

okay soo..this is what happend.... I was inside and my friend David comes running inside, "Michele!! Johnny is outside!!" knowing that everyone at Splash,hell everyone that knows me,knows about my ...
Posted by Avril on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the amazing Matt Embree acoustic experience (rXbandits) most incredible night ever

I went to the benefit for the CA Fire victims acoustic show....staring (BUH BUH BUH) Matt Embree (rxBandits)!! This was at Chain reaction. This show, was seriously the most beautiful and moving show, ...
Posted by Avril on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Sounds/Rooney/Phantom Planet

well...me and Sarah went to LA last night to see Rooney for the 5th time in like 2 years haha...well...i saw the most AMAZING band open for them...THE SOUNDS. Holy shit! They are a swedish band that s...
Posted by Avril on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST