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Felix

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About Me

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I am only energy, occupying this form for a limited time in the great expanse of eternity. Every decision that everyone has ever made leading up to me has allowed me to exist. So I better not fuck this one up.

My Interests

Every moment.

Quotes

"If you don't take a bite out of the rotten apples once in a while you tend to forget to apprieciate the really sweet and good ones!"

- My Angel on girls that are mean

"You can lead a timebomb to water but you can't make him chew off the whole ball of wax."

- Meg on cliches

"There are too many people on this planet to worry about."

- Alexis on the world's condition

"The fist is a language respected everywhere; but you can't punch your way into a woman's heart."
"If what they say is 'nothing is forever,' Then what makes Love the exception? "

"Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, 'These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more.'" -Stanley Spadowski on life

"I'm gettin' all puffy here."

- Jeff on intimidation

"I don't know why you want to spread more disease onto a once beautiful planet"

- Kevin on breeding

"Billions are the new millions."

- JW on money

"Knowledge is Power, power corrupts, corruption is illegal. STOP LEARNING BEFORE YOU WIND UP IN JAIL!"

- Samuel on knowledge

"I want a dick-monster fucking a real chick."

- JW on manga

"Dont just eat a hamburger, eat the Hell out of it."

- SubGenius quote

I'd like to meet:

I don't know yet. When I meet them, I'll let you know.Vote for Paul's Nude Remix:

Music:

The TOOL
The Cure
The Used
The My Chemical Romance
The Mars Volta
The Bright Eyes
The Fairview
The Bloodhound Gang
The Tenacious D
The ][-][ ][ ][Y][
The Nerf Herder
The A Perfect Circle
The Coheed and The Cambria And a bunch of others.

Movies:

Natural Born Killers

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
A Bronx Tale

Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Be excellent to eachother.
The Beach

When you develop an infatuation for someone, you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. Now in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it's just what you've been searching for all these years.
Reality Bites

...please leave your name, number and a brief justification of the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you.
The Butterfly Effect

I know who I am. I don't need a bunch of stuff to remind me.
The Nightmare Before Christmas

You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl!
The Rules of Attraction

If I can't make a girl cum, then why bother? It's like asking questions in a letter.
Donnie Darko

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

So shines a good deed in a weary world.
The Labyrinth

And remember, fair maiden, should you need us...
The Crow

Victims; aren't we all?
Stand By Me

...eventually they became just two more faces in the halls. That happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant.
Fight Club

It's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.
The Goonies

Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.

Singles

My dad left home when I was eight. You know what he said to me? 'Have fun, stay single.' I was eight
The Doors

All the poems have wolves in them; all but one: She dances in a ring of fire and throws off the challenge with a shrug. Benny and Joon

Oh. Because you know, it seems to me that, aside from being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal.

Television:



The Office
My Name is Earl
FU5E
Malcolm In The Middle

Books:

I Hope They Serve Beer in ..Hell..
Tucker Max
High Fidelity
Nick Hornby
Survivor
Chuck Palahniuk
Charlie and The Great Glass Elevator
Roald Dahl
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory
Roald Dahl
The Dirt
Motley Crue
Waiting Period
Hubert Selby Jr.
Sex, Drugs & Cocoa-Puffs
Chuck Klosterman
Company
Max Barry
A Million Little Pieces
James Frey
Perv - A Love Story
Jerry Stahl
The Rules of Attraction
Bret Easton Ellis
The Cosmic Trigger
Robert Antwon Wilson
Nothing in This Book is True, But It's Exactly How Things Are
Bob Frissell
The Long Walk
Slavomir Rawicz
Fugitives and Refugees: A Walk in Portland, Oregon
Chuck Palahniuk
Stranger than Fiction: True Stories
Chuck Palahniuk
Syrup
Maxx Barry
Fight Club
Chuck Palahniuk
A Wrinkle In Time
Madeleine L'Engle
Lullaby
Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:


Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

My Blog

The Fourth of July

So, my Fourth of July started with a late wake which was kind of nice considering I had a full day ahead of me. I somehow picked up a job driving JC Chasez of 'NSYNC fame around. (I had no idea until ...
Posted by Felix on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:08:00 PST

Okay, Im Weird (I Get It)

Here's a weird little story I'd like to share with anyone that's reading this.There's this balcony outside my shower window that I can see when I'm in there all sudsy. And for some reason I can imagin...
Posted by Felix on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:49:00 PST

Daytrotter

So there's this little site called Daytrotter. If you like good music, take a day off work and explore this site. It's pretty simple really. Articles about or interviews with some of your favorite and...
Posted by Felix on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:23:00 PST

Im Home (Times Are Changing)

The past month has been a pretty amazing time for not only myself but for what seems like the world around all of us. As I flew home today, I was thinking about all of the things had happened while I ...
Posted by Felix on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:49:00 PST

Dragons Fly

A couple days ago I was getting attacked by Sandflies while trying to take pictures of this awesome dragonfly. Intermittently, the dragonfly would attack my face or hair and then return to the stick h...
Posted by Felix on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:09:00 PST

God, Where Have You Been?

You know how sometimes songs from a certain time period in your life will remind you of someone...especially a person that you were with at that particular time? What I find even more odd is when a so...
Posted by Felix on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:11:00 PST

Adams Eve: The Dawn of Anewera

Imagine if you will, a planet fresh and untainted. Beautiful waterfalls, lush forests, and now extinct animals. All existing in the most primal sense. Eat or be eaten. Live, reproduce, die. Imagine th...
Posted by Felix on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:10:00 PST

The Devil is in The Details

Before I get started, I just have to say that I'm glad I camped out at Coachella this year. It really prepared me for 12 hour days in the swamp.I feel like anyone that kind of knows me, knows I'm all ...
Posted by Felix on Thu, 22 May 2008 12:33:00 PST

iklipz & New Orleans

On Tuesday, April 29 -- one day after returning from Coachella and still being on Coachella Standard Time I started a new job at a little web video start-up called iKlipz. Things have been great ther...
Posted by Felix on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:03:00 PST

"Haters" Sucks

I seem to hear the term "hater" thrown around a lot. Unfortunately, in most cases they sound like Bobby Brown or Britney Spears singing "My Prerogative" without really knowing what it means. First of ...
Posted by Felix on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:11:00 PST