I like sleeping, looking out of the window and barking, chasing my tail, sleeping, patrolling my yard for squirrels and chipmunks, giving nose bites, sniffin dog butts, licking myself, sleeping, rolling in stinky stuff, walks, sleeping, playing ball, begging for human food, hogging the bed when I'm SLEEPING, and barking at kids. Did I mention sleeping?___________________________________________________
____________I'm Named After This Company_____________________When I'm not busy trying to rule the world I'm looking to hook up with some fine bitches_____________________My great friend Ozzy made me this!_____________________Oscar is SO COOL too!!_____________________My Mom animated this, cool huh!_____________________I'm Treacherous!_____________________
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Everyone, I'm a doxie for gosh sake!
_____________________Any good dancin' music._____________________
My Kiki made this for me, she's beautiful!_____________________
The Dachshund's affectionate He wants to wed with you: Lie down to sleep, And he's in bed with you. Sit in a chair, He's there. Depart, You break his heart.~E.B. White_____________________
My Friend Skeeter is a Hero of Mine._____________________My Mom. My Pop. Dr. Walter. G-Mom. Oh, and this guy ~ he cracks me up!_____________________"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." ~ Mahatma Gandhi