im a mini dachshund and as you can see im pretty much the cutest thing ever...i like to play catch with my squeeky balls..i love playing outside..i know how to do tricks, but you better give me a treat after...i hate baths...i love licking ears and faces with beards...hairy arms are a turn on and i'll attempt to hump them...i love eating paper towels, toilet paper, and the like, but i always get sent to the kitchen if im caught..
