Orale, I'm Taco or "pApItO" "TaQuItS". I have a red collar. I weigh 24 pounds from the waist down. I absolutely HATE baths. YUCK. I love the outdoors, especially tanning in the sun, and barking at the birds. Damn them. I like to bite people's heads off who trespass in my house, including barbie dolls. I Love my mommy, daddy, brother, and sisters. I like to play fetch on some occasions but I mostly like to eat. So if you have food, you better share! OR ELSE. I love women...the dog kind, no human b*tches. Thanks.
and by the way...
"MY BARK IS AS BIG AS MY BITE!"