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Rosie

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Hello,
My name is Rosie O'Doggie. I am a 8 year old smooth coat, red Dachshund. I am spoiled absolutely rotten. I am the Queen of my house. No one comes in without my knowing it. I am a fearless ruler. I reign supreme above all others. My word is law. I demand attention whenever I want it. All activities must cease and desist until my need for belly lovin' has been resolved. I require treats every day. I will not be expected to do any tricks for these treats. Beef Jerky is my favorite. All toys with a squeaker (whether they be mine or Roscoes') must be silenced immediately upon their arrival.
My devoted servant Roscoe also resides in my kingdom. I allow him only miniscule access to me. He is humbled by my presence. I share very little of my time or my personal space with him. I allow my humans to love him only when I have been loved to my satisfaction.
I hate thunder! I have ordered it banished from my kingdom for all of eternity! I will not step one precious paw outside if it is raining or has recently been raining. Baths are meant for the weak, not one as triumphant as myself. I tolerate them only because the reward is greater than the task.
Life is good,
Rosie



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Rosie's Royal Opinion Volume 1

Rosie's Royal Opinion about Cars and Trucks: I hate cars/trucks. They are not allowed to drive by my house peacefully. I bark at them if I am outside in the yard. Before my humans put up a fence to k...
Posted by Rosie on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:30:00 PST