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alice the angry angry alpaca

bedhead makes alice angry.... rahh!!!!

About Me



i was born january 1, 1979. capricorn. year of the ram. i am here for serious relationships. i take myself seriously. very seriously. my friends sometimes say too seriously. although i have no friends. only serious relationships. very serious relationships.

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My Interests

bedhead

I'd like to meet:

furry, angry, sleepy, silly, quirky, sneezy, doc.

Music:

makes me

Movies:

look

Television:

angry

Books:

RAHH!!!!

Heroes:



My Blog

my old freedom is no longer freeing

i've been a freelancer for almost 6 years. but i'm finding it harder and harder to be my own boss, to be disciplined to do work for clients i no longer find exciting, to go on "vacation" but not *real...
Posted by alice the angry angry alpaca on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:28:00 PST

girls use sex to get companionship; guys use companionship to get sex

so, i just got chewed out by this guy i'm seeing. apparently, his rule of "when we're together we're together, when we're not we're not" only applies to him. if he doesn't want to be with me, then how...
Posted by alice the angry angry alpaca on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore

as i was looking thru the single's advertisements, this title got a grin out of me at least...
Posted by alice the angry angry alpaca on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:34:00 PST

today i don't feel goofy or angry

i wanna be sexy & seductive. i've been sitting here alone & bored & not really wanting to do anything. so - today, i'm gonna be sexy. and cute. and alluring. and you're gonna like it. until the feelin...
Posted by alice the angry angry alpaca on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:59:00 PST

Retake of my global personality test

here's my personality test from last september: Advanced Global Personality Test Results ..> ..> Extraversion |||||||||| 33% Stability |||||||||||| 50% Orderliness |||| 13% Accommodation ||...
Posted by alice the angry angry alpaca on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:40:00 PST

it takes half of the relationship-life to get over someone

... i think i heard that theory from sex in the city.well, it's been about 2.5 years since my 5-year relationship w/ rocket-scientist. and i knew a while ago [post breakup, of course] that he wasn't t...
Posted by alice the angry angry alpaca on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:00:00 PST

thought stream

i know i know... i've been a ghost for a few months. but if you know me in real life, this would not surprise you in the least.when is it okay to lie? is withholding information considered lying to so...
Posted by alice the angry angry alpaca on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:34:00 PST

i've found my alpacian soulmate!!

there once was alpaca named barry,to whom alice's attraction was "very",she dumped her current cow,for a good alpacian plow,and now could forever give up dairy....
Posted by alice the angry angry alpaca on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:24:00 PST

alice has been traveling the world...


Posted by alice the angry angry alpaca on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST

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the second i slam the bathroom door,i allow my tears to fall.there's no way i'd let you see how much you hurt me.damn, how you get to me...you can be so piercingly cruel when you let yourself.i look u...
Posted by alice the angry angry alpaca on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:37:00 PST