Train Thoughts |
Sitting in my window seat, watching the Sierra Mountains pass, I ponder the meaning of life. I always seem to come up short of the answer. So many are the wonders and treasures of the earth, and the...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 09:56:00 GMT |
Quackers |
Im just glad Im not a duck. I knew that those were not appropriate first words to utter when meeting a stranger, but that didnt stop me from spitting them out. They were in my head, and natural...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:54:00 GMT |
Life is opossum-able (an ode of sorts) |
When I was a baby opossum, I lost my opossum-mama,
I hung by my opossum-tail,
hung and cried and wailed,
"Mama, opossum-mama, come save me from my opossum-drama!"
Alone and ascared* my opossum-mama...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:01:00 GMT |
Mmmmm yummy |
My friend Jennifer and I went to an adorable little restaurant on the Lower East Side last night. The place was called Alias Restaurant.
&n...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:01:00 GMT |
Wicked Spider |
Web-like thoughts spinning from your brain.Wicked spider.Watch them spin, uncontrolled, they cloud your mindLike cotton candy, fluffy, tempting,all the while, laced with cyanide.Poisonous thoughts, su...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:45:00 GMT |
Time Is On My Side (yes it is) |
It is Saturday, and I am not working! I just rearranged my schedule so I can have Saturdays off! I am very excited and thus have spent the morning sleeping in, eating ice cream and thinkin...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:51:00 GMT |
The Liar is a bitch |
Dear Mean Cracked Out Homeless Subway Lady:
You walk down the middle of the F train with your plastic cup, grumbling about "the fucking assholes" and shoving your grubby hand under my nose, "fifty cen...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 21:19:00 GMT |
Theres NO PULP in my STRAW HOLE |
Today I was sitting at my desk and I got this bizarre craving for some grapefruit juice. So, off I trekked to the cafeteria and I bought some. Well damn it if the juice didn't yell at me.&...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 21:20:00 GMT |
Nature |
Ashley took great care in selecting which stick she was going to use. She picked up three long twigs and examined each of them carefully. The first had too many knots upon its silky skin. ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:36:00 GMT |
Good night, sleep tight, don't... oh shit. |
I have made many new friends here in NY. Most of them have at least 6 legs and live in my apartment. We are very close, so close, in fact, they like to visit me at night and have dinner.&n...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 19:32:00 GMT |
