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Spider Fingers

They call me things...

About Me


~"I came from the hills of Arkansas on September 6, 1938. I walked under the stars and Neptune guided me through the darkness of the night. You want to know how I got my powers? Well, Neptune came to me in the form of a fishhook in June and May of 1937. I was reading my bible at the time. Oh yes, I'm a Baptist man, but I believe in the Divine, too. Neptune told me to walk straight ahead, that I would find a two headed man stranded on a rock. I found him but he disappeared. Then I knew I had the power."~
A LITTLE INFO TO GET KNOW ME
Name: Ezra Mesmur
Birthday: October 31st 18...
Birthplace: Texarkana Texas
Current Location: New Orleans Louisiana
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6 ft 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left...The sinister hand
Your Heritage: Evil
The Shoes You Wore Today: A black Prada affair
Your Weakness: Shallow graves
Your Fears: Ezra fears nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: Spicy sauce, green peppers, humanroni, and soy cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to complete my collection of paper mache friends
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Esteemed Mortal:
Thoughts First Waking Up: "What have I done!?"
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes...I have been told that they have all the seeming of a demon that is dreaming.
Your Bedtime: 5 or 6 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: Painting the town red with my dear friend Jack back in the late 19th century
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. only a fool would drink Pepsi!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither! I have axes to grind with both establishments!
Single or Group Dates: Single...Lets just say that I don't do so well among groups of living humans.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea. I enjoy sipping it on hot August evenings as I sit out on the veranda.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Oh, they are both great!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I never swear!
Do you Sing: Like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: Of course I do! Do you really think I would just prance about all week stinking like a corpse!
Have you Been in Love: I have an ongoing love affair with myself
Do you want to go to College:
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: Why yes of course I do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: The most attractive
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Mother is dead, and Father...well he's downstairs...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh I love them!
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, the pipe organ, and the triangle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, I have a glass of absinthe with every meal
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Well...that all depends on what you mean by drugs...
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39;
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh yes. I am very serious about shopping malls.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I am not very enamoured of cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, I can't say I have
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nobody dumps Ezra
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: How distasteful!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Well, I don't really consider it stealing. I mean those people hardly need their skeletons anymore
Ever been Drunk: Not that I remember
Ever been called a Tease: No, but it has been implied by some
Ever been Beaten up: I should think not!
Ever Shoplifted: I beg your pardon!
How do you want to Die: *chuckle* I cannot die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: What I have always been
What country would you most like to Visit: As far as I am concerned America is the only country there is.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Red
Favourite Hair Color: I like them all
Short or Long Hair: Long on ladies, and short on men.
Height: It does not matter
Weight: Not too big, and not too small. If we are talking about women, they must have at least a C cup.
Best Clothing Style: I really do not care.
Number of Drugs I have taken: ...We have already been through this
Number of CDs I own: 300 or so
Number of Piercings: None, my body is a temple
Number of Tattoos: Again, my body is sacred. Like the Taj Mahal
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret not murdering my old pal Dick...
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You scored as XIII: Death. Death is probably the most well known Tarot card - and also the most misunderstood. Most Tarot novices would consider Death to be a bad card, especially given its connection with the number thirteen. In fact this card rarely indicates literal death.Without "death" there can be no change, only eventual stagnation. The "death" of the child allows for the "birth" of the adult. This change is not always easy. The appearance of Death in a Tarot reading can indicate pain and short term loss, however it also represents hope for a new future.
WHICH MONSTER..SUPERNATURAL BEING ARE YOU? GREAT PICTURES!!!
Vampire
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My Interests

Cemeteries, Art, Writing,Texarkana, New orleans, Ghosts

I'd like to meet:



Fatz and V.

Lord Xenu

The Myspace Reaper

DEATH

JERSEY DEVIL

Loki & Luca

spike

duffyâ„¢

Oscar and Milo

Pennywise

Charles

Maury

Death

Special Agent Dale Cooper

Dorothy

EMO-EATING POSSUM

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Music:

Velvet Underground, Morrissey, Dirty Sanchez, NIN, Das Ich, Lacrimosa, Lou Reed, Jelly Roll Morton, King oliver, Bessie Smith, Tatu, ...others...

Movies:

Bring It On, Fatal Attraction, Velvet Goldmine, Wisconsin Death Trip, John Waters, Spike Lee, Fellini, Mean Girls, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Mommie Dearest, The Greatest Show On Earth, Freaks, Bus Stop, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Calamity Jane, The Avenging Conscience,

Television:

Laguna Beach, Maury, Jerry Springer, OZ, Carnivale, Meet The Press, Saat Phere, Passions, PBS

Books:

Gumbo Yaya, Dennis Cooper, Iceberg Slim,

Heroes:

Azrael, and Mae West

My Blog

SAY IT ISN'T SO!!

(TRAGIC!) Esteemed Mortals: This has been a terribley unhappy week for all of the hopeless romantics like I. The dream couple of the century, Whitney Houston, and Bobby Brown have decided to call it ...
Posted by Spider Fingers on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:11:00 PST

MY FAMILIAR

Esteemed Mortal: As you may come to find out in the coming days, weeks, or months, I have been casting lot of spells lately. None of this would have been possible without my trusted familiar Mr. Leon ...
Posted by Spider Fingers on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:49:00 PST

Evil Has a Birthday

Esteemed Mortal: My greatest foe, or at least one of them, has a bride who is celebrating her birthday. I will just call her Connie C. Miss Connie C is 60 years old today. Let's hope this birthday is...
Posted by Spider Fingers on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:27:00 PST

AXEMAN'S LETTER

Hell, March 13, 1919 Esteemed Mortal:They have never caught me and they never will. They have never seen me, for I am invisible, even as the ether that surrounds your earth. I am not a human being, bu...
Posted by Spider Fingers on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:03:00 PST