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Jesus Gives A Girl Communion In Her Mouth


Posted by Top Ten Jesus on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:11:00 PST

Jesus Gets Pwned!!!


Posted by Top Ten Jesus on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:09:00 PST

For Hockey Fans - New NHL Rules For Sidney Crosby


Posted by Top Ten Jesus on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:53:00 PST

HAPPY EASTER!!!


Posted by Top Ten Jesus on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:13:00 PST

I’m Gonna Bite You Nigga!!!

Whether it is be a lack of Secret Service Protection at his rallies, or a Spiritual Advisor who is racist againt white American’s, the biggest pitfall that may hit the presidential campaign of S...
Posted by Top Ten Jesus on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:06:00 PST

Jesus And The Cucumber Girl


Posted by Top Ten Jesus on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:05:00 PST

Jesus Is Like A Bird - The Bible By Nelly Furtado

Someone once said all love songs were about Jesus.  Yeah I guess...or about homosexual lovers which is usually more likely the case since most song writers are gay.  But whatever 0...
Posted by Top Ten Jesus on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:45:00 PST

Raped On Valentines Day (XXX)

Ah, Valentine's Day! The only day of the year where we can take off all of our clothes, chase down girls with a bow and arrow, try and convince them that somoene loves them, and not get arre...
Posted by Top Ten Jesus on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:14:00 PST

Patriots Can’t Win Without Their Secret Weapon

Lots of athletes thank God after winning a game, but to tell you the truth God usually has very little to do with it...except for this past Super Bowl. There's nothing God hates more than cheaters. ...
Posted by Top Ten Jesus on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:46:00 PST

Jesus Escapes With His Jet Pack

For a religion that is so against talking about magic, sometimes I find it hard to believe that they allow Jesus to have so many magical powers in the Bible instead of trying to explain the thing...
Posted by Top Ten Jesus on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:54:00 PST