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Eddie Dane

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About Me

eddie dane

Add to My Profile | More VideosI am a perpetual grump who usually spends the day wondering why that person wont just shut the fuck up! And Im not just talking about the voices in my head They speak Mandarin anyway, so I dont know what the hell they are talking about .I am easily distracted by shiny objects. For the past six years, I have been emcee in a burlesque show. But to pay the bills, I sling drinks. Wow, did I ever think I could have two jobs that require that I am constantly drunk? I have had jobs ranging from Mini Train Driver to bodyguard to Tony Bennet. Life is way to short to be politically correct, so if you can't laugh at yourself, or others for that matter, please don't waste my time. If you find the idea of a fat handicapped black lesbian tripping on a hippy and falling down some stairs on her way to the vegan grocery store hysterical contact me immediately! But enough about me... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU LEARN MY EARTH LANGUAGE?!?
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My Interests

Performing in my burlesque troupe,riding the cable cars sans pants, starting mosh pits in church and pressing my junk against city bus windows. Saying "FRANCIS!!!" my "59 Desoto, Women with Moxie, Saying Moxie,Tattooed Women, good womens shoes... I don't like wearing them, I just think that you can tell alot about a woman by her shoes.

I'd like to meet:

Circus Folk. People who can make me laugh with out telling jokes! Someone who will do a magic trick for me. Still looking for a midget or dwarf to join my show. Someone who has survived a plane crash. A woman that knows all the lyrics to "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka. people who like pirates (before Johnny Depp) and Amish porn stars (there has to be at least one) and people who know the significance of saying "why just this morning, Francis was...FRANCIS!!!

Music:

Bavarian death polka, SKA, blue beat, rock-a-billy, punk (not that pop shit they try to pass off as punk), Jazz ( not smooth jazz, BLECH!) Navajo folk music (it has a nice beat you can dance to), old (real) country, 60's french pop is starting to grow on me a little... but the jury is still out on that one. Rock-a-billy, Oingo Boingo, Fishbone, Manic Hispanic, Clash, X, Wayne "The Train" Hancock, Kim Lenz, Big Sandy, Royal Crown Revue, Jump with Joey, Dave & Deke Combo, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Asylum Street Spankers, New Orleans Brass Band music. Frank Sinatra.

Movies:

Hygiene films from the 60's, Forbidden Zone, Willy Wonka, anything with Paul Rubens in it, Cohen Bros. films, the occasional "Chick Flick" because even us tough guys could use a good cry now and then. John Waters films, most any '80's teen film because it reminds me of my school days. Midget porn

Television:

Law & Order, SCRUBS, Family Guy, American Dad, Penn & Teller's Bullsh!t, SHEILD, Mythbusters BRING BACK LUCKY LOUIE!

Books:

everybody poops, Geek Love, Clowns of Death, Memoirs of a Sword Swallower, Kiss it or die. Pulp novels

Heroes:

My Dad.

My Blog

Does stupid hurt?

This former American Idol contestant was NOT as smart as a 3rd.. grader. The sad part is her apparent comfort with her stupidity. Those poor kids who a trying so hard not ot laugh, because their p...
Posted by Eddie Dane on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:12:00 PST

The death of free speech

COMMENTARYImus isn't the real bad guyInstead of wasting time on irrelevant shock jock, black leaders need to be fighting a growing gangster culture.By JASON WHITLOCK - ColumnistThank you, Don Imus. Yo...
Posted by Eddie Dane on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST

Who the fuck be playin' with my monkey balls!?!

R.J. Owens sent me this video... I watched it about ten times... shit myself, then watched it again.Everything is better with a monkey!monkey pussyAdd to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Eddie Dane on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

Oingo Boingo on the Gong Show!?!

You have to love this pre- Oingo Boingo Mystic Knights stuff. I first heard the audio to this about 15 years ago, but I had never seen the footage. Now thanks to the magic of YouTube!When I met Ric...
Posted by Eddie Dane on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:27:00 PST

New Zoo Revue

I don't know if you guys remember this weird kids show from the 70's... you know the 70's back when childrens programing was produced by people who liked to smoke alot of pot.in this outake, the cast ...
Posted by Eddie Dane on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST

Posters from past shows

Thought I would share some of the poster art from some of our past shows.Art by Fritz StrikerArt By R. BlackArt by R. Black...
Posted by Eddie Dane on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:01:00 PST

What did he just say?

I just watched Celebrity Duets (shut up... I couldn't find the remote, and the tv was way over there) I I realized after watching Little Richard, I have never heard a man say so much, but not say a d...
Posted by Eddie Dane on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:47:00 PST

Lee Press-on and the Nails at Kingfish & Eddie's Hubba Hubba Revue

Just incase you missed the big show! Get this video and more at MySpace.comGet this video and more at MySpace.comGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Eddie Dane on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:39:00 PST

Adam vs. Ann

So I am not a really big fan of Adam Carolla... Remember him from the Man Show? But Adam did something the other morning that kills me. Click here to listen.Click Here Bitches!...
Posted by Eddie Dane on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:18:00 PST

Your daughter is a whore... deal with it!

Anybody happen to catch Nightline last month on ABC? In case you didn't, one of the hot topics discussed was MySpace. It is no secret to anyone who reads the newspaper or watches the 6 o'clock news th...
Posted by Eddie Dane on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:52:00 PST