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About Me

A bunch of ideas, jokes, emotions, quotes, stupid trivia and all wrapped in a neat little package to boot! Oh, and I have a beard. It's magical, scruffy and now packed with more cleaning power than before!! Oh and I have issues, mostly back issues of Playboy and National Lampoon which might explain a few things.

Here's me as everyone's favorite Indiana Dairy Farmer, Gary Mann:

The video is done by a friend of mine, Miles Kitteridge, and is posted on his blog site: www.horsebitecafe.blogspot.com You should check out the site and see what my friends are up to. If you don't like that site, well then, I don't know if I'm going to like you.

My Interests

Not dying. Pretty much that and some other stuff that includes things that won't kill me.

I'd like to meet:

A man who lives on a beach, in a town where I am going to live and I will ask him "Are you looking for the mother lode?" Maybe the guy who broke into my car and took my original iPod. Oh, Steve Martin, Joey Santiago, Elvis Costello, Bob Newhart, Harvey Korman (not going to happen now), Tim Conway, Conan O'Brien and anyone else who I'd like to meet but haven't yet.

Music:

Hmmm...what ever tickles my fancy at the time really. But here's a short list: Pixies, Sublime, Foo Fighters, Everclear, Cheap Trick, White Stripes, Jack Johnson, Los Straightjackets, Kings of Leon, Bloodhound Gang, Prodigy, The Misfits, Johnny Cash,Mason Jennings, Jack Maness, Soul Coughing, Snow Patrol, Dethklok, Modest Mouse, Liz Phair, Barenaked Ladies (the band and thems that ain't wearin' no squirrel covers too!) and some other that are eluding me because I've drank too much coffee today.

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption, L.A. Story, The Jerk, Airplane, anything funny and silly, Dirty Harry Movies, Star Wars, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Sin City, The Simpsons Movie, Casino Royale (the new one), any James Bond with Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan, Those 80's John Hughes Fluff pieces, National Lampoon's Vacation, Back Dat Amatuer Azz Up 12 (anything after that is just too commercial)

Television:

Uh...The Simpsons! The Venture Brothers cartoon on Adult Swim! Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Mythbusters (yeah I'm geeky so what?), The Soup...anything that's funny pretty much...Like MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge) on Spike...probably one of the funniest shows ever made! My new fave cartoon is "Metalocalypse" on Adult Swin. I'm also a fan of anything on the History Channel. And Fox News...man, that is some comedy right there!!

Books:

I just started Steve Martin's Biography "Born Standing Up". Anything by Carl Hiassen, That Shakespeare guy, True Crime Novels, etc. The Harry Pottery Barn series especially that one where he and the kids have to guard the distressed faux Teak travel trunk only to realize that what they really were supposed to be watching was the Summer Time Fun Glasstique Tumblers and Pitcher (they're unbreakable you know!)

Heroes:

My pops, Spiderman, Thor, the guy from that MacGuyver show, The A-Team (although they extort money from you unless you have tits), anyone that can do a job I don't want to do, people who need people (because they are the luckiest people in the world or so the story goes), Bradley Nowell, Dave Grohl, Steve Martin, Bob Newhart, Bill Hicks and anyone else that can put up with my bullshit!

My Blog

Matters of the Heart

So last week I went into the emergency room complaining of chest pains and an irregular heart beat. When I got to my gurney turns out I was right, I did have chest pains AND an irregular heart beat, ...
Posted by Footpussy on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:35:00 PST

Waiting for the rain to wash it all away

This past weekend was a weird weekend. I don't know if everyone had the same problems but it seemed that there was something in the air that made people just act like assholes. At work we had a coup...
Posted by Footpussy on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:53:00 PST

And I thought my old car kinda sucked

I just got off the phone with my mechanic in Sacramento (I don't really have a mechanic but you'll see) and my "new" car is going to cost me more now than when I bought it originally. Let's back track...
Posted by Footpussy on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:12:00 PST

Ever feel real lucky to be alive?

Well today, I do. Can't say that I hadn't really thought about it too much recently. It's been a weird month: lots of things happening, just kind of tripping through life with blinders on, you k...
Posted by Footpussy on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:07:00 PST

Nothing really

Ever had one of those weeks that went from cool to weird to messed up to just pretty much feeling like there is one wave after another of shitty things happening? I guess I don't need to write a...
Posted by Footpussy on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:40:00 PST

I love living in the City

OK, so far in the ten years that I've lived here in San Francisco I've gone through one divorce, a break up of another long term relationship, Pneumonia, losing a job but nothing as fucked up and funn...
Posted by Footpussy on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:48:00 PST

Finally Happy

Today I realized that I'm finally happy in life. Not that everything is going great but for once I finally feel at peace with everything. My personal life is going great, my professional l...
Posted by Footpussy on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST

Stupid MySpace Crap

OK, I don't get the deal with people and they're MySpace pictures...actually this goes to anything that has to do with someone's profile picture. And mainly it goes to you womens. Why must...
Posted by Footpussy on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:27:00 PST

Random Thoughts

I went to the store today to purchase an apple, yes just one apple (I didn't feel like a whole bunch, just one ok), and I noticed that for some reason there are no more good apples anymore. Sure...
Posted by Footpussy on Wed, 03 May 2006 01:09:00 PST

Cactus

Sitting here wishing on a cement floorJust wishing that I had just something you woreI put it on when I grow lonelyWill you take off your dress and send it to me?I miss your kissin' and I miss your he...
Posted by Footpussy on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 02:08:00 PST