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Secret Asian Man

She's Built Like A Steakhouse But Handles Like A Bistro!

About Me

Let's see... I'm what some call a banana (If you don't know what that means, ask me). I play the Trombone by default. It has lead me to a short rock star career which I would never take back. I'm a fish growing out of his bowl and needs to reach the ocean. But for now, I live in the suburbs and I own a bar. Interested in knowing more? Ask me.
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My Interests

Board Games,Fine Dining, Movies, Music, Traveling, Drinking, Golfing, Having Fun At Other Peoples' Expense, Watching My Hairline Recede, Sitting In A Dark Room Waiting For Someone To Walk In And Turn On The Lights, Using Photoshop For The Forces Of Evil Instead Of Good, Playing The Lotto And Not Winning, Shopping At The Supermarket In The Middle Of Night, Spending Time With Close Friends, Having A Good Laugh (The Kind That You Can't Swallow Your Food And You Almost Choke!), Deep Tissue Massages, Funny Lookin' But Cute Animals (The Platypus For Example), Using Catch Phrases At Inoppportune Moments, Speaking Entirely In Movie Quotes, Buying Gadgets That I'll Never Use, Concocting Hairbrained Schemes, Taking Steps To Rule The Universe, Enjoying A Silent Moment With Someone, Kissing In The Rain, Irony, Talking To Drunk People (Only When I'm Drunk), Spending Way Too Much Time On Myspace, Playing Music Again.

I'd like to meet:

Someone Who Wants To Ride A Mechanical Bull With Me

Music:

THE SMITHS, MORRISSEY, Van Halen, Motley Crue, AC/DC, Groove Armada, St. Germain, The Cure, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Joy Division, New Order, Happy Mondays, Elvis, Marvin, Sam & Dave, Wilson, Etta, Nina, Frank, Hepcat, The Cult, Interpol, Electric Six, Huey Lewis & The News, Disco, The White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The English Beat, Madness, The Specials, Bob, Blur, Gorillaz, The Postal Service, The Pogues, Oingo Boingo, Pixies, Social D, Ministry, The Darkness, The Skatalites, Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash, Kylie, Love & Rockets, Beastie Boys, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Stellastar*, Thievery Corporation, David Bowie, The Catholic Comb, Mos Def, The Arcade Fire, Misfits, The Stray Cats, The Cloud Room.

Movies:

Airplane, Naked Gun, 2001, Starship Troopers, Raising Arizona, Rushmore, ANYTHING WITH CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!, Fight Club, Trainspotting, Chow Yun Fat Movies, Shall We Dance (The Original Japanese Version), Mystery Men, Blade, The Professional, Lost In Translation, Kill Bill, The Matrix Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, The Star Wars Movies, Pirates Of The Carribean, Zatoichi, Seven Samurai, The Royal Tenambaums, The Fifth Element, Lord Of The Rings, Desperado, A Bronx Tale, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Shrek, The Big Lebowski, Whale Rider, Evil Dead II, Army Of Darkness, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, The Usual Suspects, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Old School, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, X-Men, Gross Point Blank, John Hughes Movies, Trois Colours, Amelie, Napoleon Dynamite, Euro Trip, Human Traffic, The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, Shaun Of The Dead, Coffee & Cigarettes, Hero.

Television:

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS, SPACED, 24, COUPLING, Macgyver, The Simpsons, Oliver's Twist, While You Were Out, I Love The 80's & 70's, Star Trek & The NPG, Family Guy, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Myth Busters, Smallville, Buffy, Angel, Invader Zim, The West Wing, Queer Eye, The Venture Brothers, Twin Peaks, Firefly.

Books:

The Vampire Cronicles, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Harry Potter, I Am Legend, The Oxford: American Desk Dictionary & Thesaurus, Napalm & Sillyputty, If Chins Could Kill, The Art Of War, Battle Royal, 30 Days Of Night, Make Love (The Bruce Campbell Way).

Heroes:

Anyone Who Will Risk Their Lives To Help Others

My Blog

My Vacation To Maui

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Story Of Our Lives

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Posted by Secret Asian Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST