Do Old Ladies Douche With Moth Balls? |
It's funny how there are things in life that you can't read about in books or look up on the internet.
But as you pass certain stages in your life, or experience different things, you kinda ju...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:08:00 PST |
Gotta Love That New Anus Smell |
So a woman in Germany is scheduled for surgery on her leg and when she wakes up she finds out that she has a new anus instead&
For real? Because I have a couple questions here.
Fi...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST |
Curse Of The Nappy Haired Whites |
Many people were impressed by Senator Barack Obama’s recent speech concerning his spiritual advisor and long time friend Reverend Jeremiah Wright and his racially charged accusations against whi...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:50:00 PST |
Dont Call Me Sir |
I've never called anyone "sir".
Even as a little kid, I just never got the whole reasoning behind it.
Are you an old world property baron? Have you been knighted by royalty?
&nbs...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:03:00 PST |
I Hate Fucking Subway |
I HATE Subway restaurants.
They've patented the two hour sandwich making process and it drives me nuts.
"But it's not 'fast food'."
I'm sorry, but if you're going some place to...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:52:00 PST |
Why We Should Never Elect A Black President |
Personally I don't believe that in the 2008 Presidential Election that we should elect Barack Obama as president.
And it's not because of his inexperience or questions that some people may hav...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:32:00 PST |
Yahtzee And The Deadly Art Of The Knife |
Does anyone really like the game "Yahtzee"?
"Hey look at me, I just did something and now I get points or something yee!"
To be honest, I don't really know how to play. But it'...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:22:00 PST |
Mohammad Claus |
I was thinking the other day, when it comes to commercialized holidays, what do the Muslims have?
The Jews have Chanukah, African-Americans have Kwanza, White people have Christmas, and the Asians pi...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:23:00 PST |
Muhammad The Teddy Bear |
A British teacher, Gillian Gibbons, who is teaching in Sudan was arrested and sentenced to be whipped 40 times for allowing her students to name a teddy bear "Muhammad".
Okay, I don't see the p...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:56:00 PST |
The Boobie Improver |
Breast cancer is a horrible thing&BUT, the greater the tragedy the more important it is for us to take something positive away from it, right?
For example let's say your wife ends up with br...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:40:00 PST |
