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Top Ten Lines Optimus Prime STILL Should Use In The New Transformers Movie

I don't know if any of you remember, but back when the first movie was being made there was a contest where the winner would pick a line that Optimus Prime would say in the movie.  Well this is an old...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:28:00 GMT

Happy Easter!!! 0-:-P

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Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 18:53:00 GMT

Jesus Gives A Girl Communion In Her Mouth

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Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 22:31:00 GMT

Jesus Is Like A Bird - He'll Only Fly Away...

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Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 10:33:00 GMT

Top Ten Juices You Would NEVER Buy

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Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:39:00 GMT

Election Day Bonus: Top Ten Guides To Picking A Political Party

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Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:40:00 GMT

George Bush Hates Black Dogs

Remember when George Bush and the Republicans used science to send hurricanes into New Orleans to kill all of the economically oppressed Black people?  Well it didn't end there...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:57:00 GMT

Pedophile Jesus 002 - The Original

So I got a friend request today from this REALLY bad "industrial" christian band, but I added them anyways.  Well apparently they thought my name meant I was a youth group leader or some shit lik...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:00:00 GMT

Top Ten Terms For Pleasuring A Woman With Your Foot

We're going extreme old school this week!  Look what I found -- my first top ten list ever from my old profile!  Enjoy!
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:40:00 GMT

Jesus Gets PWNED!!!

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Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 19:10:00 GMT