Aghhhh....somebody hacked into my myspace, sorry to everybody who received spam...sooo sorry!!! ;( well, I changed the password and I hope whoever did this gets their butt kicked...grrr, where's joe when you need him!!
Oh manga, they've put me in a cartoon... Joe is Japanese
I tell you, breaking up with a guy you loved is hard enough, but when they turn around and put you in a show that features your relationship with him, oh, and that show is a cartoon... I HATE cartoons. I hate anime even more. Wait, maybe I shouldn't use the term "hate," but I'm certain I don't like being in a damn cartoon.
Allow me to illustrate. Here is the animation process on my big television debut. Basically my hot, huge, lavish, mesmerizing boobs bouncing around (mmm...they’re not quite this elephant sized in real life BTW):
Terrible start right? I’m supposed to be dancing. Not lying on a bed while being rammed by an invisible nerf pool noodle.
So then I get a dance step... kinda.
A little bit more into a "dance" step, LOL. Is this ever going to get better?
Answer: NO
Wow. Looks like I'm left as a Venus de Milo for now. A huge breasted, crappy dancing Venus de Milo. Just kidding animators, compared to the first pass this is looking pretty slightly better.
Updated! Well... it looks like I've got a little rhythm (in my chest at least)...grrr
But for some reason, you bastards still aren't drawing me with clothes on!?!
Oh look, another update!
HEY, I FINALLY GET SOME CLOTHES!!! lol! Sorry you lecherous bastards... looks like my dancing is improving as well.
But come on you animator jerks, look at the avatar you've given me… I mean yeah, I look ok hot, and in some ways it makes me feel good about being represented like this, like some sort of sexy symbol of the show, but then on the other hand... it's kinda coming off like some cheesecake men's magazine pose. And from what I've seen, my breasts make an appearance multiple times in the first episode, so maybe that's why I'm drawn here in the nude.
Plus I hear you animators are an interesting group, probably never get to touch the real thing and have to draw them to get any. LOL.
Sorry, that was mean. True, but mean.
I'm not a prude, so my part of this show should be funny, esp. since I get to (constantly) break Joe's heart...not such a difficult task.
So out of all the girls in the show, how or why did I decide to be the one to post first? Maybe because the IM said to me once, "let the haters hate." Never understood that guy, total recluse, but yeah, I need to do some "hating" on Joe...again not so difficult to do. If this show is true to life, and the cartoon Joe is like the real Joe, you'll understand soon. I want to make sure that I can tell you about anything the show might miss, about Joe's... let's just call them 'tendencies.'
Secretly, i guess I hope to have more friends than the others from the show. ;-
So whatever, here I am, one of the only named female characters in the first episode...
Remember, I don't like cartoons...
So how did I end up in one?
I had the (mis)fortune to meet up and eventually "shack up" with the soon to be (in)famous Joe. We had one of those on again/off again for while in Tokyo. Until it was just a totally off-again sort of thing. I stopped hearing from him, and a year or so goes by, and I get a call from Joe:
"Hi Miyuki, I know we haven't talked in a while, but this anime is being made about my life, and I wanted to let you know that you might appear in the show. The whole idea for this anime is a little crazy and the director should be contacting you shortly to explain more, but I wanted to call you first, to see if you'd be interested... in talking about... our... relationship... and how it might appear in this... cartoon."
What girl wouldn't be flattered? :-} After a strange relationship with another half-breed in a country like Japan... {sigh} truth is it does sound like fun.
Now, one thing clear, I'm not going to kiss and tell everything, but now that the relationship with Joe has come to an end and I'm somehow being featured in a biographical cartoon (what the hell is up with that BTW?), I couldn't turn down the chance to have a voice of my own. So join up with me for some thumping on Joe.
As soon as the first episode is up, and if you like cartoons/anime and stuff about asia and not fitting-in in asia... you will be able to watch it here:Joe is Japanese
