Eating expensive food, break dancing with my momz, watching drunk people stumble over rocks then vomit on little children, collect used condoms and sell them to the homeless, pee against the wind, watch my roommates argue, watch roommates friends argue, complain about my roommates not washing their dishes, french kissing my roommates dog when their away at work, eating copious amounts of bacon then bathing myself in it's juices, working out to Richard Simon videos in my custom thong.
Now, as I get holder, as my nut-sack drops farther and farther from my body, I start to see the true error in my ways, the true punching a baby upsets in my abilities. I lack the speed in completing a project. I lack the Minotaur muff of detail in my work. I wish to achieve the ability to complete giant whale colon projects in a day, not days, weeks, or months, but in a day. I want to be able to spit out work faster than an ejaculating squirrel on meth. Because of right now, I suck seagull shit off a car windshield. My skill is slower than old people fuck.I need to start buying Bob Ross videos so I may learn his skill, his manly quickness of a golden corn pops afro, his mastery for painting broke back mountain ranges and places where the river runs through it, where Unicorns can thrive and prosper and injure themselves when attempting a 69.Once I’m able to conquer these loose bolts in my life, then, then I’ll be able to conquer my fear of taking a dump in a public urinal. And when that time comes my friend, that will be the Everest of my life, and upon my Everest, I would preferably like to meet a female with an Angel shout standard that will carry my tethered soul high like a feather farting helium.
That Good Love, The Entertainment Committee, www.juniorpanthers.com, Amos Tobin, Dj Shadow, Dust Brothers, Atmosphere, Pixies, Sacred Hoop, Beatnuts, Pulp, Primus, Charles Mingus, Miles Davis, Tchaikovsky, Strauss, MC. Paul Barmen, Jurassic 5, Souls of Mischief, The Pharcyde, A Tribe Called Quest, Lackadaisical, Wu-Tang Clak, The Roots, Autolux, Nine Inch Nails, Flogging Molly, Mad Caddies, Dj Q-Bert, Fingerbangerz, Gravediggers, Portis Head, David Bowie, Beatles, ELO, Curtis Mayfield, Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder, James Brown, Sonic Youth, DJ Dan, DJ Micro, My Fart in the Shower.
The Squid and the Whale, Batman Begins, Sideways, Park Chan-Wook Flicks, David Fincher Flicks, Beat Street, Break'n, Ridley Scott Flicks, Tony Scott Flicks, Michael Mann Flicks, Steven Spielberg Flicks, Quentin Tarantino Flicks, Martin Scorsese Flicks, Aaron Aronofsky Flicks, Spike Jonze Flicks, Spike Lee Flicks, Sergio Leone Flicks, Takashe Miike Flicks, Ang Lee Flicks, Tim Burton Flicks, Paul Anderson Flicks, Alex Proyas Flicks, Steven Soderbergh Flicks, Paul Verhoeven Flicks, John Hughes Flicks (80's), Charlie Kaufman Scripts, SLC Punk, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, City of God, Amadeus, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty(Danny Kaye), Transformers the Movie, Ghost in the Shell, Ninja Scroll, Aeon Flux, The Maxx, Akira, American Pycho, American History X, American Beauty, American Splender, Basquiat, Incognito, Interview With a Vampire, Ben-Hur, The Hulk, Old Boy, Musa the Warrior, Shaolin Soccor, Amores Perros, Joy Luck Club, Zoolander, Cable Guy, Half Baked, A Beautiful Mind, Eddie Murphy RAW, Eddie Murphy Delirious, The Last Dragon, WYWS Video, Enter the FUCK'N Dragon, Return of the FUCK'N Dragon(fuck Chuck Norris, qoulo muthafucker) "
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