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Prince Josh â™”

Stop staring at my lemonade!

About Me

Okay I look like Denzel Washington and Taye Diggs. Sheesh. lol If you got this far I congratulate you for actually reading this. And reading in general. :] My name is Josh Land. 3/4 Afro 1/4 Indian, working overtime in Asian culture. Art virtuoso and you know so. Yes, my family name is Land. And yes, I do own an amusement park. It's named "Josh Land". What a freaking coincidence. Admission is 1 cookie. I'll be there chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool. Shooting some b-ball with Krishna and Radha outside of school.

Hey if you don't like me, my friends, or my pictures.. you can kiss my ass I don't care. Don't come on my page to comment or message me negatively jealous punk. =.=
I am:
3/4 Afro and 1/4 Asian
A male
Not Denzel Washington! Gem!
A genius
A ninja
I like:
My baby face :D
Rice
My computer
The Internet
Art / Photography
Tennis / Basketball / Soccer
Asian stuff
Learning languages
Martial Arts
TV / DVD
iPod
Myspace
Boobies! XD
I dislike:
Racism / Bigotry
Smoking / 2nd hand smoke
No defense in basketball *Denver*
Flopping *couch* Derek Fisher
Dirty play *couch* Bruce Bowen
No self-esteem / confidence
Users who add ME and then ask "Do I know you?"
Users who delete me after 3 days because I didn't reply
to their comment yet. You try talking to over 160 thousand people.
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ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING A DUMBASS?!

My Interests



I'm Loved :]


My friends are hot and funny.



Some Messages


Funny Conversations


PAULLY: i just tigers and lions walk by my house earlier the lion even nice to me offered me to ride on his back =]
JOSH: Really! What did the tiger do? Give you some Frosted Flakes? XD
PAULLY: tigers asked me for give em head =[ i was like hmm so tiny i dont like it XD
JOSH: Ha ha the lion made them jealous and unleashed his fireman and then he said "That's why I'm the King of the Jungle!" XD
PAULLY: hahahaa did u ask penguin for blowjob? lol ;p
JOSH: Hey I'm not gay. That was a male penguin. lol

CLAIRE: :O *falls out of chair* :O *gets up and falls again* I LOVE YOU JOSHIE TY!!!!! OMG You're talented!!! ^______^ You should post that! *gains her composure*
JOSH: *Falls out of my chair*
CLAIRE: HEy don't make fun o' me : ( *falls out of chair proudly* That was the best gift ever... besides the car XD
JOSH: Wow.. I'm not as good as you... I just can't fall out of my chair proudly. lol

TRINITY: You sexy bitch hahaha jk Where are you all dressed up to? JOSH: I'm more sexy than Austin Powers. lol I dressed up to take the picture in my bathroom. XD
TRINITY: Bathroom photos are special events you really need to dress up for that :P
TRINITY: I'm Rick James biatch!
JOSH: SLAP! What am I gonna do about my show Eddie Murphy?!
TRINITY: *click mouse and push forward* You've officially (virtually) been kicked in the nuts :P
JOSH: *click* *swirl* Virtual Twister. lol

MEZ: wanna know something funny?
JOSH: What? :p
MEZ: did i tell you about the hare krishna who sexually propositioned me?
JOSH: Hare Krishna did that?
MEZ: yup he kept waiting for me outside work and then when i finished...... his exacts word were.... "i have lustful feeling for you in my heart and condoms in my pocket" (classy fucker)
JOSH: Multiple condoms. :o That guy's only after 2 things. 1 really, but he wants to do it more than once. XD
MEZ: yup!!!
JOSH: You want me to gut check him? You can lead a Hare to water.. But you can't make him eat porknot pie. lol
MEZ: hows my chocolate bear doin??
JOSH: I'm doing well Mez. You're my favorite Caramello candy bar. :]
MEZ: heehee caramello bar?! love it!!
JOSH: Yes. your dark hair can be the chocolate. lol
MEZ: mmmm............... you KNOW mezzy loves chocolate!!!

JOSH: Right now.. I'm trying to find balance between my Desktop Publishing and Photography jobs. I just want to make a lot of money. :D
JUBJANG: Make more money just to come to see me? That's good thing lol

JOSH: Oh my ga.. you're on! T___T How have you been May?
MAY: ya atlast!! i found a cafe with myspace site..wahahaha im back! im back! iiiim back!! (crying out loud) how r u my dearest joshie coochie?
JOSH: Let's have a parade! (o__o)/~~~ Tears of joy hopefully. :] I missed you Maysie Wascie.

GEM: u'll be 22...ur gettin old. lol jk.
JOSH: Gemmy bears. Ha ha I'm in my prime. Won't grow grey hair until 25. lol

MIA: damn! you look HOT!!! loving the suit!
JOSH: That suit makes me look like I came from Grand Theft Auto. lol

I'd like to meet:



What those say about me being Superman



Hottest comment *wink* lol


MEET VARIOUS ARTISTS HERE AT: I BELIEVE IN MUSIC .

Music:


Heroes:

Friends, How many of us have them?


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No Special Order :]


Atchara
My babe. My Superwoman. Fights crime with me all the time. I've known you since I started Myspace. I know one day you'll invite me to see Tony Ja. XD Yeah I do like Muay Thai. Phom rak khun. :]
Yui
Yui Yui! lol I met you from a Japanese penpal site. I've known you for 5 years. Wow. Long time. Such a great friend. Boku no tomodachi wa kakkoii desu na. :p
Sheenah
Sheenie my love beenie. XD *Doorbell* You're the only one that know what that means. But I do like doorbells. Between that and lechement. lol You know I do. Ga ha My Canadian Pocahontas ha ha.
Yuen Ting
Hey kitty CAT. :] Nei ho ma? I've met you 3 years ago on the penpal site. First as a snail mail pal. So great to meet you. Joey Yung music lover. Where's my cake? :o
Fabiana
Mami. Y mi amor. So cool and rocky. Punki girl. Pare dormir! XD Fabi sabe que yo siempre miro el baloncesto. XD Mami, yo traer.. el chocolate y los besos. :] Ella me quiere muy mal. lol Quiero su malo. :p
Melissa
Mel. Melly. Melbo. Melisskiss. :p I first met you on the Hot or Not site. That site pretty much sucked, but I still met you. lol I've know you for almost 3 years. I love your bootie shorts. :]
Gem
Hot Gemmy Gems. Gemmy Bears are my favorite candy. I eat them all the time. :] Perfect with lemonade. lol
Bunny
My music mascot and my favorite Bunny in the world! I know how much you want me totally naked. Ditto. lol The only bunny that like both carrots and Joshes. :p
Ingrid
2 words: Gefilte fish. XD She's Yin and I'm Yang. I often argue with you. Most times it's fun. lol Deep down, I know you really hate me. XD
Aiza
Boobies! lol DRAMA! :o How many Myspaces you have now? Ga ha Drama!!!
Keala
My onolicious wahine. Also my favorite shoebie. That's right you shoebie. Oh no, you're the shoebie. Ha ha You owe me surfing lessons. I'm waiting. I've know you for 2 years Keala. Glad to meet you. :]
Philly
Ms. Starburst. I'd like to get some juice. Some of that starburst juice. lol I've known you for almost a year. Geh yeah and skeet skeet. Ha ha
Rie
My special tomodachi Rie chan. :] I've known you for 5 years. Sugoi ne. :D I still need to meet Kouda Kumi. lol I'll meet you at Niagara Falls one day. Isshoni dakiwakare! XD
Gladys
I've known you and your sister for 2 years Sae chan. :] You're such a nice person. Ha ha The Yap Family is my 2nd family. o__o
May
My favorite May coochie. :] You were so suprised I knew Tagalog. :p I like the lipstick sign. lol Love ya May.
Mai
My Mai! Ikaw kumusta? :o Still drinking your Starbucks coffee? XD One day I'll drink with you, but only if there's enough sugars and cream.
Lisa
Lisa the pleasa. Everyone be aware, she is Chinese or something. XD I'm almost positive I didn't grab your boobs. It was my evil twin, Phantom. Hey, where's my ice cold lemonade?
Pually
Paully want a cracker? lol My jailcell buddy. Last time about lions and tigers and head and stuff. Ha ha Remeber.. computer case. :]
Sheryl
The Bay Area babe. lol Weird how I been to Hayward and some of my family live there, but I never met you. lol Good luck~
Mina
Mina, Mina, pumpkin eater. She's Dyna Mite Girl. Could have been part of Morning Musume. XD Shirley Temple follower. Ping Pong! :o
Jessica
Always aware if I'm wearing a hat or not. :] You have a very unusal job. Sin City liver. Keep your position ha ha.
Myra
Besos for pesos. :] Good buddy ole pal of mine. You robbed me without the peso. lol It's okay though. :p
Mehreen
The oh so delicious caramel filling. :] Mezasaurus is a cool mate. I have that Barcelona air ticket ready. :]
Ralya
Guten tag mein Ralya. You have one of the hottest bums on International TV. XD It is more curvous than mine. Oh want to spank. XD Funny pal of mine you are. :]
Lisandra

My very good artist friend Lizzy Sugar. Still upset about that World Cup game? Ha ha Known you for a while. :p
Sarah
MILFY how are you? :] I known you for 2 years. You're the only future MILF I know currently. lol
Judee
My California friend. Ha ha you caught the bouquet. You know what that mean. XD
Fergie
Sawat dee ja Summer girl? We both like that Muay Thai, which is awsome. And the Iron Giant is cool too. :D We're still on for the next bball game in the snow, right?
Grace
Ms. Grace. Annyeong haseyo? :o You have like the smallest feet ever. lol I like though. Ha ha *wink*
Pupuba
Future model of the world. :D Hockey fanatic. Ottawa is Buffalo's poison. I was so hoping for that team bus accident. XD We take pictures and do lunch sometime. lol
Claire
Claire Bear. My favorite bear. :p *Falls out of chair proudly* XD

My Blog

MY ART TESTIMONIALS


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IMPORTANT MYSPACE COMMENTS!


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MY FANSIGNS!

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My Code

Add this bombass artist!ADD HIM :)...
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My Favorite Fighting Scene


Posted by Prince Josh T on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST

The Orgin of the Word F***

In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King g...
Posted by Prince Josh T on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

The Orgin of The Middle Finger

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger they could not draw the English longbow in battl...
Posted by Prince Josh T on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:29:00 PST