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COOSH - MAXIMUM KENNETH CLARK!!!

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Manchester, Northwest
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Jason Gears I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Tualatin, Oregon
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

BenStiller

Age:: 42 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

MWG hi...

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

steupz The MySpace for the Flavor of Love blog

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

I HATE TOM CRUISE!! I HATE TOM CRUISE!!!

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Helsinki,
Country:: Finland
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Gareth

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends

Saint i stand. i look. i smile. i laugh. I LOVE MY LIFE!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: mandaluyong, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Fiona

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Northeast
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Networking

Fans of Tom Cruise ~ Unofficial

Age:: 46 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Telluride, Colorado
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Amy I don't like myspace...

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: WOODBURY, MINNESOTA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Amanda Meh

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Chloe Larry David's secret love child.

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles and/or London, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

~Emma~ ~I Reject Your Reality And Substitue My Own~

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Toledo, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

Peter Hello :)

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Manchester,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

The Chili Guy

Age:: 47 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Kentucky, Alabama
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Not Sure
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Networking

MiLuv We plan, but God directs. Wir Planen doch Gott lenkt.

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Nordrhein-Westfalen
Country:: Germany
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

KingJames557 A person is only as good as their word

Age:: 47 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FLINT, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kathryn

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SANTA MONICA, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Sunshine PRAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Kissimmee, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Fred ikopi sni i'hambla po! - don't be afraid to dream

Age:: 42 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TAMPA, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Shane Shaners

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

ty

Age:: 45 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Missouri
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Shelleyan Turning 50 means appreciating just how far you've traveled, yet realizing the best of the best is ye

Age:: 50 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LA VERNE, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Networking

KiM Single Mom never needed a man to keep my head up

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Serious Relationships

Charmaine

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Dublin, Dublin
Country:: Ireland
Status:: Single

Lisa

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: HILLSBORO, Oregon
Country:: United States
Status:: Married

rebecca

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: lafayette, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Luke is awesome IDST

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship

Behold the king, the awkward king I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day in my fort.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ABILENE, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

dj denise

Age:: 46 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PROVIDENCE, r.i., RHODE ISLAND
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Cthulhu

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SAN RAMON, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Katie Holmes

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Beverly Hills, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

aRe-Neep

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Adelaide, Alor Star, Kedah,
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

friendly cool, sporting , friendly, caring & loving

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Malaysia
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

moshea

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Middle Eastern
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Green Hippo / Anh Tran Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize th

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Kansas City, Missouri
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

[BL]-W@rdah m@nj@d@h w@j@d@h

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: melacca,
Country:: Malaysia
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Here For:: Serious Relationships

Anirudh

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Cuttack, Orissa
Country:: India
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

LÂ£0...

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: romford, essex
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Ally ate Grace Gale I'm running out of quarters, pick up your Goddamn phone

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Brooklyn, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder

Hikari

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Silverton, OREGON
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Kendal's ♥ Bisket L...For Bisket

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: The Yak, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Mike Expo Flattery is dead...romance is next.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Yorba Linda (Orange County), California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Sal VCA for baseball section title all the way

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: RIO LINDA, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Louis I liked you alot better before you became a myspace whore

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Mr. Toxic Shock Syndrome Once You Go Fat, You'll Probably Go Back!

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Crack Land, OREGON
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Jessica

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Walker

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: DARIEN, CONNECTICUT
Country:: United States
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking