Mr. Toxic Shock Syndrome

Listen as long as your here leave a few snack packs or some gummi bears. Well heck I'm divorced, now what? Buffets by day and...... Well buffets by night too. I'm sure you've all seen my fresh moves in the clubs and are saying to yourself; how does that white boy do it? Well it's simple really, here is my five step plan to being a funky dancer:1. Don't work. If you do get a job try to quit within one month (helps build rythem).2. Take advantage of fast food dollar menus as often as possible. Those menus aren't there so you can spend less. They're there so you can eat more.3. Try not to associate with white folks, mainly dudes. Because it's hard to dance in tight jeans and flip-flops.4. Spend all time not doing these things in the strip club....... This really serves no purpose for dancing, but naked girls with low self esteems are freaking cool.5. Drink as much as possible as often as possible, now this is a two step process, just drinking alone will not suffice. You must get black out drunk and call every girl in your cell phone. Say something like your so special, I think there is something about us that is magical. You know anything to light the fire. Now when the morning comes and they won't answer your calls or texts it's just them playing hard to get. Ignore the restraining order and pending charges as it is just girls being girls. Rinse and repeat!Oh and I'm pretty interested in this too: